Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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The only Lindsay Lohan movie I've seen is A Prairie Home Companion, so this is how I think of her.

u should see mean girls

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

When I think of her, I think simultaneously of the promo shots in the sluttacious Catholic school uniform and the awesome, passed-out-in-Samantha-Ronson's-Jeep-with-DRI-tags-around-the-neck photos.

Alex, don't worry, she'll get her shit together by the 10 year reunion.

I think that Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen still you posted earlier today is my favorite Lohan image.

I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.

-- Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:21 (1 hour ago) Link

YES.

also yes it is a bad idea to invoke marilyn comparisons. that's just a stupid idea.

it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

plz

chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf are you on about chicks have awful taste in chicks

yeah actually I agree with you, I was just saying it for effect.

max OTM! i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i'd feel SO AWFUL about that.

that is pretty otm tho.

blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.

sarah jessica horseface is cute!

uh, no

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awful as in kind of nauseous, I meant.

not even, at this point shes like HJ in the bar bathroom

is this what is going to happen to cheerleader from heroes in 5 years?

true xp

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot.

i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

LOL, a chick I know just tried to convince me of that a few nights ago.

chicks are rong

sjp is not remotely hot

No, but she is cute, in the sense that girls usually mean it.

No she bloody isn't, shes hideous.

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:21 PM

she will inherit a hotel empire and then release a narcissistic sex tape?

Some cruel writer referred to SJP as "Rubberfaced funnyman Sarah Jessica Parker" in an article (which I guiltily chuckled at)

lolol

haaaaaaaaa

burrrrn

SJP is not attractive. Nope.

I mean, look. She's got a tight little body, especially given that she's had a kid. In that regard, she's got it going on.

But the killer combo is that her face really isn't all that attractive and she plays terminally annoying characters who constantly have an overblown sense of entitlement.

So long as she makes Matthew Broderick (seemingly, a bro among actors) happy, I have no problem with her. Break Ferris' heart, and I'll break her.

she is SO HOT.

evidence:

http://www.umich.edu/~ece/student_projects/female_journalism/satc_carrie_s3_396x502_033020041903.jpg

i'm sorry but that is a gorgeous fucking woman, with hot clothes.

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/carriewaist.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/-/Sarah-Jessica-Parker--C10043745.jpeg

do not want

she's no mary louise parker

granted i have no idea what that looks like from a carnal point of view, so i can't really say. but from a gay male/chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.

mary louise is hot but her face looks like it's been stitched too much.

YOU ARE ON CRACK

FUCKING CRACK.

THE GHETTO DRUG THAT THE CIA MADE TO KEEP BLACK PEOPLE DOWN. YOU SMOKE IT.

hahaha OTM

and look what it did to Lohan. My god.

mary-louise parker has had her face seriously lifted. and there was nothing wrong with it before. now it kind of makes me feel tense.

sjp is a butterface

i know this is just a computer generated body but were it real itd be best ever 500% a++++++++

http://popbytes.com/img/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg