Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/111008.jpg

it's a shop, i can tell by the pixels

Lester reminds me of the Annie Hall joke ...unless I'm neitherof those, unless I'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.

He also does quite bad book covers...
http://www.mikelester.com/images/books/jesusmade.jpg

Does that cover imply that Jesus is that child's father?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/11-14-08tough20081114015526.jpg

Again, the fact that american automakers have organized workforces is the single direct reason why no one wants to buy their products.

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lol forehead is hueg

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http://www.creators.com/comics/37/26129_thumb.gif

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081114.jpg

lol only government and not a single part of the private sector is overly bureaucratic

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081113.jpg

oh far out, we have one from the evergreen drawer:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081108.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081030.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081028.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081024.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081022.jpg

That singer-songwriter one is amazing. The duck is sending us cartoons from 1975!

Sarah Palin's white suit jacket?

http://margaritavillestore.com/prodimg/CDWHITE.jpg

modo a liberal? SLANDER.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4865/37a659563edbb71cb035139mb2.jpg

you could also interpret that cartoon to mean that the soldier is annoyed about having to had serve in an unjust and illegal war and doesn't want to keep hearing about it.

haha yeah that could easily be a get your war on cartoon or something

Mike Lester's going soft.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081113.jpg

^ two ducks??! it's bizarro mallard!

is the one on the right supposed to represent the cartoonist himself? i thought mallard fillmore already was his alter ego, why does he need two?? so many questions

kudos to lester however for placing an obscure russell brand joke into american syndication

God help you if the best you've got against your OWN CARTOON STRAWMAN is a pie in the face.

you could also interpret that cartoon to mean that the soldier is annoyed about having to had serve in an unjust and illegal war and doesn't want to keep hearing about it.

that is how i took it until i saw lester's signature.

^ two ducks??! it's bizarro mallard!

the colored version features a green and a black duck, which is really common in fillmore. because tinsley's a fucking drunk.

wow, how did i never read this thread before

it was better when it was the dan lacey show btw

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz070908dAPR.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/209g5cy.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070518RZ1AP-RasmussenPoll.jpg

^this guy's stuff is ridiculously well rendered

most odious/offensive shit on this thread is gaggle (hideous) and the motherfucker who does this crap:

hideous, but he reuses templates for ENTIRE STRIPS! that sickens me more than any hackneyed republican talking point bullshit, jesus h christ

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6789_thumb.gif
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http://www.creators.com/comics/37/26129_thumb.gif

finally:

i hope i never see that patriotart guy's inevitable furry portfolio

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, October 5, 2008 9:25 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://patriotart.com/images/ItsAZooOutThere.jpg

racist.

let's check in with joe liccar, shall we?

http://www.examiner.net/cartoons/x541352770/A-Joe-Liccar-cartoon-for-November-15-2008/g1a914ac3c1015a2b1a35e53a4c1435133397a16ac35a2f.jpg

http://www.examiner.net/archive/x1772949896/g1a914a85d5f1476a152cc9519fcdbb584e8b6f25c0580b.jpg

http://www.examiner.net/archive/x1196575253/g1a914818b6e351474c293fed96004e793e2ebccb0c6e9e.jpg

You'll have to remind me again, but what high school newspaper does this guy draw for?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/111608.jpg

"scroll down"

Quality space filling in panels 5 and 6

What the hell is that lump between her arm and neck in the final panel? And that line across her neck? And the one down from her arm? She seems to have at least there huge gross unsightly fat bulges. Oh and her left eye is an inch higher than her right. But that's ok as her friend in the previous panel clearly has a 'Mr Potato head done by drunk toddler' face.

And where is the gag? Oh I forgot, it's day by gag-free day

What is "government cheese", is that some american thing? Why is Sarah Palin free? Free as in 'not in jail'?

I like the way her friend's wink gets louder. Also the toddler she's clutching is either missing a hand or has a super long arm.

I could go on...

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Conservative cartoonists don't seem to understand, on the most basic level, how jokes operate.

Government cheese is free plasticine American cheese that you somehow get from the government. I don't know what the story behind it is...might be surplus from something. Also available, gov't. flour, honey, and sugar.

I thought they were having sex in front of that woman

i thought i was having a chastely erotic patrick nagel flashback.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

Albert I have a theory about that which shamelessly steals from the work of Henri Bergson but it's on my computer at home, i'll post it if I remember

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http://www.creators.com/comics/37/26512_thumb.gif

dude on the left is supposed to be Jon Stewart, right?

are there jokes in the first two?

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Wait, which 10 was that? Does it includes the 2-3 years that Hoover was president during it?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/26514_thumb.gif

posting this for the clueless Nigel Tufnel on the panel there.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb1111j20081111082250.jpg

Neckless P. Ballzchin III does not need your approval.

That Jeopardy one is great. If you hate dumbasses, it mocks Joe the Plumber. If you're a dumbass yourself, it mocks Jeopardy. It's like a two-in-one joke!

Arab Times

The drawing remains the most consistently appalling common denominator across this entire appalling thread.

we haven't check in with this guy for a while, let's see what he's been up to:

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/youdrive.gif

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/coal.gif

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/joetheplumber.gif

yes, ladeez & gentlemintz, he tried to 'destroy' him

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/spreading.gif

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/infomercial.gif

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2008/protecting.gif

yes, that's why we heard not a single thing about any of those subjects at all during the actual campaign

http://www.patriotart.com/images/11_16_08/Journalism.jpg

"Get your facts first, and then you can
distort 'em as much as you please." Mark Twain