Mr. Cricket is captain tonight which is a much better choice than Ponting or Der Bingle's Significant Other.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
jeez this bloke's off to a flyer
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
That's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield right there unless he does something stupid like get a regular Test spot.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)
SHAUN TAIT IS BACK
EVERYBODY'S BACK!!
I mean, I even saw Bruce Reid at the bar earlier.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)
was he snapped in half?
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)
tait looking brisk as usual, if totally lacking any control
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)
Dodgy decision?
0/50 in the third over!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)
Classy over from that man Tait.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
they need to stop this 'music after every ball' nonsense, i mean really.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
siddle nearly grabbed that!
why he didn't play instead of that pretender johnson in the fourth test, i'll never know.
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)
BRAD HODGE, A CURRENT LEGEND OF THE SHEFFIELD SHIELD, TAKES THE CREASE
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
bye gilly ;___;
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
As the KFC XI take on the Johnnie Walker XI, I am reading a piece of EM Swanton from 1977 delightfully entitled 'And the devil take Kerry Packer': http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/cricketer/content/story/316467.html
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)
FREE HIT!!!!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
Daniel Marsh! Here's a future Legend of the Sheffield Shield!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
The bloke looks like a Tasmanian that ate Boonie.
he comes out to the sounds of 'in between days'. wouldn't have happened in the old days!
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
Golden Duck!! That's the stuff of Legends (of the Sheffield Shield)!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)
slowed the scoring a bit now, they've still made 100 in 9 overs mind
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
I have a libelous anecdote about Mark Nicholas which I unfortunately can't share here.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:28 (seventeen years ago)
o you tease
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:37 (seventeen years ago)
THEY GOT TWO KIDS ON THE OVAL WITH ROY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:44 (seventeen years ago)
<insert favourite pre-1977 English cricket writer> must be spinning in his grave at 8000rpm
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, COME ON. They let the kid field!
wu-tang roy is for the children
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 09:46 (seventeen years ago)
NATALIE BASSINGWAITHE PERFORMING HER LATEST HITS DURING THE INTERVAL -- DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe the "official" team could use Miss Bassingwaithe if she gets padded up.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
So they lost to the B team...
SACK PONTING -- BRING IN BRAD HODGE!!
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
Anyone think the tour will go ahead? I think harmison will pull out and if a few others follow pietersen might bring the entire team home so its a collective decision and no players will carry the can on their own.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
England's two-Test series in India has been given the go-ahead after players were assured there would be no threat to their safety at a meeting on Sunday.England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
England, who are currently at a training camp in Abu Dhabi, will take a full squad of players.
England's one-day series in India was cut short after the 26 November terrorist attacks in Mumbai.
Players and staff returned home and were given time alone to decide whether they wanted to return for the Tests.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
LATEST: Ex-England cricketer Chris Lewis charged with attempted drug smuggling after cocaine seized at Gatwick. More details soon ...
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7772950.stm
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)
Straight into the Wormwood Scrubs first XI I guess.
― NickB, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)
Wow Indian collapse in progress, 100-odd for 5!
― Neil S, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)
This is why one day and 20/20 is rubbish. We can actually field a decent test side.
― Ed, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Friday, 12 December 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
x-post Yeah we're consistently competitive in Tests, even if we've been a bit disappointing over the last year or 2. A series win or draw would be good with the Aussies looming on the horizon.
But yeah let's not get carried away!
― Neil S, Friday, 12 December 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
lol Australia suck
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)
Until they meet england.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)
There's a gloating thread well in operation already. And better still, it's on King Boy Pato's own board.
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)
They're gonna panic and bring back Warne to win the Ashes.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
Where is this thread of gloating?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
Warne's been commentating during this test, he is prob less awful than healy.
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
Mark Taylor should not be allowed to commentate cricket (eom)
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
xp also he's looking pretty trim
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)
Warne's an all-round better thinker, talker and player than Healy, should sign him up permanently tbh
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)
^
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)
Yes his elbow is still in great nick, bring him back for the lols.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)
and the wickets
― Filmer Thomas (wilter), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)