worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

oh right, "samba"

i swear they had mole sauce though

i wouldn't doubt it. i do think they are pretty loose with their regional interpretations but it's been awhile since i ate there. i did have some good $10 drinks there tbh(no cosmo)

i used to know one of the bartenders. he moved to las vegas to serve $3 cosmos but he says the tips are bigger.

i thought what happened in vegas stayed in vegas

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

this is so amazing

thank u guy

I thought this revive was gonna be about pop tart sushi

actually can't hate the guy from what I read in the article, seems like he's pretty self conscious of his shtick and is just riding it out

i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out"

are you slandering guy fawkes?!?!?!

guy debord

sous les paves--la schtick

guy debord

well, this here sushi IS a spectacle...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg

i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out"

William Hung? Oh, wait, you said 'conscious'.

timely

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:36 (4 hours ago)
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ah fuck I c+p'd the wrong part of that, shoulda been i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out" obv

Guys, I think he meant Hitler.

Or Jesus.

"Hitler or Jesus" should be a game show

The 'lightning round' might be taken in different senses.

timely

Yeah, but you were writing in the past tense.

he's making an 'edamame salad' right now called EDDIE'S MOMMY SALAD

Death is too good for this man.

which is worse:

English speakers butchering of Japanese vs. Japanese speakers butchering of English?

i am watching this--honestly it's a breath of fresh air after sandra

i enjoy guy

CAD stick around for "down home with the neelys"

he's less obnoxious when he's just cooking as opposed to like, diners/driveins/dives

what do they do? sadly it's not till 5:30 and i was going to try to drag my sick ass to class

it's hard to describe the neelys -- they're a couple and their show is weirdly sexual & the husband is just freaking bizarre

i really started to enjoy diner drive-ins and dives after the missus pointed out how OBVIOUSLY totally baked he is half the time on that show

ddd is one of my favorite shows on tv

then again i watch food network from the hours of 2 pm - 5 pm every day so \(o_O)/

the best part of ddd is when the ppl are genuinely weirded out by him and would obv rather not be doing the show cuz he's like constantly fist bumping

I'm on record for my endorsement of the Neelys, terribly earnest pop psychology lectures to the camera and all.

they are kinda bizarre and yet i want them to adopt me

they would make you eat vanilla ice cream with the Neely's Special Dry Rub sprinkled all over it.

man you guys are tempting me but i haven't been outside for over 50 hours

jeez

English speakers butchering of Japanese vs. Japanese speakers butchering of English?

was in a restaurant a while ago and some v loud guy at a nearby table was telling everyone how he had been to Japan and you know karaoke isn't pronounced like that and mispronunciation is a terrible and shocking ignorance that is uniquely white and Anglophone (continued for about 10 minutes)

was mentally compiling a list of Japanese borrowings from English which are not pronounced like the English

basketoburu

every culture mispronounces/appropriates words in a weird way. The Japanese do it, igringos do it, Latinos do it. Guy Fieri is still Satan.

igringos!

I was at this really nice cafe in cleveland that I guess was on ddd. Guy Fieri signed a poster they had hanging in the front window. This fuckin guy actually writes like this:

TO DA' DINER DAT HAS DA' BEST BREAKFAST IN ALL OF CLEVELAND

was in a restaurant a while ago and some v loud guy at a nearby table was telling everyone how he had been to Japan and you know karaoke isn't pronounced like that and mispronunciation is a terrible and shocking ignorance that is uniquely white and Anglophone

TS: this guy vs. the guy stumbling out of the sushi restaurant across the street from my house yelling "I LOVE SAKE!"

Americans have a weird relationship with Japan

The Western world has a weird relationship with Japan

Fixed.

i don't actively dislike guy fieri, really, he seems like a KIP kind of dude and some of those places he's been to look insane.

Guy Fieri's Rock and Roll Sake = soy sauce/mayo/chili oil with a Coors Light chaser.

this dudes "wearing sunglasses on the back of his head" game is TIGHT

today he's making "guy-talian nachos" and "won tacos"

this "guy-talian nachos" thing is so sandra lee that it's almost scary

he's making an "italian salsa" & also right now he's combining sour cream & ricotta cheese because of how sour cream is usually on mexican nachos, but these are italian

"it tastes like an italian lasagna... on a crispy wonton. which is exactly what it should be!"