You should combine it with what I believe is referred to as a 'Vibr4ting J3lly T0ngue' - you'll make a fortune on e-b4y. Actually that's a great business idea, SW themed sex toys.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
THAT IS NOT A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA
PLEASE GOD LET THAT NOT BE A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott already foreshadowed that idea in that ILTMI thread
― dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
xp You know that somewhere, someone's already doing this.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
what does it say about me that I am way cooler with the idea of man-eating Ewoks than I am a Jar-Jar Binks dildo
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
you guys are fucking gross and insane is what you are
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I cannot get the idea of a vibrating Jar-Jar jelly tongue doing serious damage to my anus as well as my brain
^^ has never put on a black condom while singing the imperial march
― dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
man-eating ewoks sounds like debauched Queen record-release party legend.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Man-eating ewoks with bowls of cocaine tied to their heads.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"man-eating Ewok" sounds like the nickname Elton John's security detail had for him.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that's one hell of a tongue
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Use the Force, Dan.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
much respect to john williams, but queen should have scored return of the jedi instead of wasting it on highlander.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Luke's Licksaber - now in 5 different flavors!
― da croupier, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
They should have re-used the music they did for Flash Gordon."Luke... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! And some ewok cannibals! DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I can totally hear "Killer Queen" blasting as Vader marches Luke up the stairs to meet the Emperor.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.share.ovi.com/m1/s/1348/47d6e0ac3d0945eb8360bc070378c7f0.jpg"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the champions"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
R2 R2 D2! CLAP BOOM BOOM CLAP
― da croupier, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
buddy you're a droid make a big noise
ok now I'm just weird al, sorry
― da croupier, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg
"It's a kind of maaagic..."
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c67NRXtaZk
― da croupier, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
the past hours worth of posts should be c&p'ed into a new thread:
"The crimes of the crimes of george lucas ('90's on) thread"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.
^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:44 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
finest hour
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Just seeing it again resulted in a real-life LOL.
― thanks for the feedback (supra) (Phil D.), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
far and away
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
just the 5 seconds my brain spent trying to process that the first time i read it... amazing
Remember happier times for them?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
uh... yes?
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
xp now that really is "far far away"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Did anyone ever see that movie? Seems like a complete memory hole of a release.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i remember that happening.
but what does it have to do with GL?
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, August 9, 2010
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
oh
right
i was secretly hoping that was another "wrong thread" posting we could all laugh about
― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife saw "Far and Away" and felt like Tom and Nicole had the sexual chemistry of a gay man and a random cheerleader.
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I was just thinking about this today: I had this old coworker, in his 50s or so, and when this movie came out everyone at work was complaining about Jar-Jar. And this guy says, "I don't get why everyone has such a problem with Jar-Jar and how he talks – I happen to like Jamaican people."
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
That's so clueless as to be kind of sweet.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
that's when I thought Tom Cruise was cute. Sigh.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
The Jar Jar Binks character will be legendary and deserves to permanently destroy the Star Wars legacy. To quote the Rifftrax guys (who really do a great job tearing TPM to shreds) It is offensive on a metaphysical level.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
just about to watch this, anyone else seen it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA&feature=related
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 9 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
It's so bizarre, it's some strange frankenstein's monster gone horribly wrong, the abject repressed nightmare inside the mind of a marketing executive who is having a bad acid trip. That something so grotesque and hideous was actually - and eagerly - created is bizarre beyond comprehension. He looks like if you bred Bug Bunny and a duckbill platypus and then had the resulting spawn skinned.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I've watched that review - there's some very sharp criticism. The persona the guy puts on can get a bit much, but worth watching.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/mg46044,1259971164,Darth-Maul.jpghttp://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/389264/Insane+Clown+Posse.jpg
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
fuckin Mynocks, how do they work?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
george lucas with the lid off
― blap...tremendo (deej), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
on part 4 of that attack of the clones review. wow.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Lucas's "crimes" pale before Tarantino's
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
damn that's challenging
― da croupier, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iSwCsgcQqEM/SfmNdHgnwZI/AAAAAAAAAEc/MqR4U6Jzh10/s320/1:32:25+this+is+how+liberty+dies+++History.png
"Lucas's crimes against liberty pale before Tarantino's"
― buzza, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
still can't believe you rep for the star wars prequels morbs... i can not even imagine what you are thinking standing up for this kiddie cartoon trash
― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link