My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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hey. i've been safarian since before you were born

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vic, you are sadly misguided.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally I don't know what this means, but my (male) roomate is a cook at Hooters...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), April 30th, 2003.

Am I the only one who read it as 'cock'?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Probably not, but the others were mature/sivilized enough to ignore their Id.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the collective Id of ILx has gone haywire since that Momusianudistined pic provoked a sexual catharsis in us all.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

These are my sisters like two days ago. The one who works at Hooters is the one in black. So if you see her there, tell her you know me and, hey, free chicken wings.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

free chicken wings!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ally has your family been made into a Japanese cartoon yet?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

What does that even mean? Anyway, I'm sure K. has made us into anime-style drawings on more than one occasion, being as it's an obsession of hers.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

About the Hooters wait staff uniforms: It could be worse. Stewart's root beer stand wait staff have to wear tight T-shirts with two root beer mugs silk screened onto them-one over each breast. Eeuu.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

Oddly enough Chistine, that is the same outfit they're making the software engineers wear at my company.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:06 (twenty years ago) link

Please, Ally, someday, introduce me to your sisters. Thanks, in advance.

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

you cad!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, I know, shocker!

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:21 (twenty years ago) link

But stence, they are not real people. They are Japanese cartoon robot women.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:52 (twenty years ago) link

boing

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/dvool/graphics/pict0001.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Is she the one who likes asians?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

The one in the red shirt dates Asians. I'm not setting any of you up with my little sisters!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Is that a rhetorical question?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was a good response...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

Sanp!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

Or, uh, snap.

Never mind, I ruined the whole conversation with one typo. My replicant Japanese robot anime programming is obviously faulty :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

No, really. Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

You're all in America, right? Bugger.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

Does grown-up Hermione-from-Harry-Potter work at Hooter's? I have GOT to see that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

Woman, answer the question.

I have to go shower.

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

I think that post just answered the question, Jimmy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

If you were to answer in non-sequiturs, sure...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

Alright, fine, I'll introduce you to my sisters if you pay me $40.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

How much for just the tall one?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

$15.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

So all three means a discount rate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

Well the tall one is a premium item. She works in Hooters, for a kick-off.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

I cost less than the rest of them due to my inability to divide $40 evenly into 3 pieces.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

I went to Hooters when I was two.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Your parents should be ashamed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe he meant "I went to hooters when I was two." Though I guess two is a little old to still be breastfeeding.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

haha America

― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

ALLY-CHAN!!!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm amusing myself just sitting here trying to say "sanp" and not "samp." It's totally like Mensa hard.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

my mensa is also hard

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

You have pretty sisters, Ally. How old is everyone? (I've got two younger - one is 23 and the other turns 21 next month).

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you, Sarah. They're all younger than me. M. is 19, the other two are 17.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

Can I meet your sisters, Sarah?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, congrats to your sis on getting her new job! Ain't any shame in wearing the Hooters logo across her chest; their money is still leprochaun green. She can still laugh all the way to the bank.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

I did that once, and they wouldn't let me into the bank.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

Prolly cause your bazooka wasn't large enough, Tep.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

My bazooka is plenty damn big (and its name is Joe).

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

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