he had a tender physical interaction with his mom
― and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah what was that bullshit with the "i need an alibi, i'll just go yacthing with the entire russian ballet"?
― ledge, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
ahh that was funny.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm kinda stuck on the fairuza concept now and would be disappointed if it were anybody else. let the write-in campaign begin.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/353415499_de233a5d4c.jpg?v=0
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
she should play harley quinn
― and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
eh but harley requires the Joker
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
or they could just bypass all that and go straight to the poison ivy subplot. who of course would be played by
http://www.carrollsweb.com/rockndog/ivy.jpg
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope christopher nolan is reading this thread
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^PLZ TO MAKE HAPPEN
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I would also like to say that I appreciate that Nolan does not put any shitty rock music in his superhero movies
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
The score was alright too, not too schmaltzy or manipulative - it just got you pumped for the action.
― chap, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Cosign on this and then some.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Are they not allowed to invent their own villain for the third film?
― Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf didn't we already see a leak that it's going to be penguin and riddler?
― goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
that was just a source-less blog post
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I would LOVE it if they invented a villain from scratch.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ok, speculate away then
― goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
The Blogger
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Old Media
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Supercuts
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr Tickle
― ledge, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
The Thugless Void
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Coldplay
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr Gathering Threat
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
3G
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Lord Custos
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Sandy Vadge
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Brangelina
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
The Asshat
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Butthurt
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/soooooo.jpg
― Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr Steez
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.boingboing.net/images/_online_politics_Bush-the-Joker002-copy%5B1%5D.jpg
― and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama Bin Laden
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Cap'n Save-A-Ho
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Fannypack
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
fucking beat me to it arrrgghhh
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
haha would watch
my wife wanted to know why there weren't any rappers in this movie ("where's Ice-T?" she asked)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
aka thugless void syndrome
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Talking of the thugs, what became of Mafia Maroni's little visit to the hospital, where he said "This is too much, I'll tell you where the Joker is this afternoon". I can't recall that leading to anything.
― Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Gordon was marshalling the police to raid the boat he was on with all the money but then the hospital bombing threat took a little precedence.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
the cops were all on their way to where Joker was burning the money, then the hospital threat thing went down...? But yeah that transition didn't make a lot of sense
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks. One other thing I didn't get was the whole ballistics/shattered bullet thing. What was he actually doing with all those test shots into walls back at his lair? He seemed to be matching the results against the real wall in a plastic bag.
The only thing I can think is that he needed to work out what kind of bullet was fired because it would help him fit together the jigsaw of the shattered one to get fingerprints, but that seems rather tenuous and implausible. Was that it?
― Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I just laughed through that whole sequence - total CSI Jerry Bruckheimer nonsense
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm already waiting for an extended DVD, so many of the plot shifts were ruthlessly pared down (last few posts, eg). plus, like i said a billion posts ago, what was all the scarecrow drug dealer business at the beginning? that's like a whole other movie right there
― goole, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
bullet/fingerprint analysis
― will, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, the dealers seemed to be pissed off with the Scarecrow ("If you don't like my wares then go elsewhere") but I didn't catch why.
Also, was it supposed to be Bruce alone that reprogrammed the city's mobile phones to be sonar devices, or does he have unseen helpers?
― Alba, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
all he'd need is one lonely network admin
― Edward III, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
what was the deal w/ the scarecrow scene? i figured it somehow tied into the first one which ive pretty much totally forgotten
― deeznuts, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
IOW, this: total CSI Jerry Bruckheimer nonsense
xxp
― will, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link