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Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.

Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!

Maria, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047

jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 January 2009 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

Ethelyn Wangjabs

Craicwhore (craicwhore), Saturday, 31 January 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Randy Hassler

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg

Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.

pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

A few people' names I've come across at work recently

Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname first
Verma Leather
Michael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)

rockford, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.

Bill Magill, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

Philbert Blank

just being playful and friendly (some dude), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net

When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat

clotpoll, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

Freek Bots

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:

"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."

as in, I shriek I made a pootie.

gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

tv weathermen:
topper shutt (DC local news)
storm field
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

Avelina Tierrablanca

weingar management (some dude), Thursday, 30 July 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

Wasyl Melnychuk

Infamous Mobb + Havoc = Dunny People (some dude), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

came across this today at work:
R. Dick0ver

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

You guys, I just found out my wife went to high school with a guy named Young Rachel.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.

My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

I met a guy yesterday called

ROCKY RISING

His name sounds like a suburb.

salsa shark, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:

Skeet Yellowhair

President Deez (some dude), Monday, 26 October 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Sing (ex-dancer)

Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Monday, 26 October 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Monday, 26 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Sheikh Mahboob.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

Skeet Yellowhair

― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit @ this

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

Doualy Xaykaothao

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

Sophocles Papas.

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

Ronette Coleman.

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

When I was younger I knew a girl called Aislinn Buttock. There isn't a day I don't remember that name and think 'Wow. Just wow.'

JTS, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

guys i found a picture of Skeet Yellowhair on GIS:

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

et tu, omas? (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Dan Sumption

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

I met a woman last week whose maiden name was butch and whose married name was queen, which is a pretty awesome hyphenate

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

1930s ballplayer Smead Jolley

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

Mr O Dear (Owen)
Mrs O Crumbs (Olivia)
Mr Gervaise McGenity
Brooklyn Bassett
Harrison Bees
Harrison Crass

I plan to write a murder ballad featuring the latter two names - The Ballad Of Harrison Bees & Harrison Crass

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

There's a woman at my school named D0lores Pfeuff3r-Sch3rer and I think it's the greatest name ever.

Udon Nomi (Stevie D), Thursday, 3 December 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

two in one day:

Nick Gallon

Roux Joubert

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

Fugitive D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris arrested

Roz, Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

r0nnie p0wn4ll

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pownall%20road%20london

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

As mentioned on another thread, Men Chuin Kok. I have also come across (so to speak) Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday, who must be Bond girls, non?

Madchen, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

i could see myself falling madly in love with a girl called felicity windmill.

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

There's an african footballer whose name is Christ Bongo

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

Falko Mortiboys

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 February 2010 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

James Mitchell, Monday, 1 February 2010 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R-A6mcKEyls/S6q1_Nxx6LI/AAAAAAAAAA8/clgNwhCu3ik/s1600/notybracketfinalhaterz2.jpg

Violent (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

Violent (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

There was a Joanna Rowsell competing in the cycling world champs today, that made me laugh.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:14 (sixteen years ago)


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