goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons nowadays

also god the more i think about it, being a net-savvy celebrity must be the worst thing ever. as much of a mess as the moderator situation on ILX can be, can you imagine trying to moderate a forum about yourself?

I disagree -- sure, West can be and is full of himself and his talent (although deservedly so) but fuck Krisfaluci for wanting West to give up a paying voice gig to try to save someone else's job. Voice work like that is hard enough to get, and it's not like Nickelodeon was so invested in the show -- given how much shit they gave the producers over the years and how control-freaky they got over content -- that they wouldn't have simply said, "OK, fuck it, it's cancelled." West quitting wouldn't have brought Krisfaluci back to the show under any conceivable set of circumstances.

as much as i love hot stuff comix, john k. is, like, the ultimate rockist.

did john k. have anything to say about this recent development:

http://i19.tinypic.com/4kp4sxg.jpg

and a thousand dan decarlo fans weep...

that guy's got a soul patch, he's bad news veronica!

That's sort of charming in that some 90-year-old Archie editor's idea of sexing up Betty and Veronica for a new millennium is to make them look like Barbie comics from 1989

Looks like Art Adams, actually.

I haven't watched too much of Foster's Home, but I can't fault them for making a super cheap Flash cartoon as easy on the eyes as possible. Speaking of pop culture references though I think Venture Brothers is just getting too nerdy for me

Yeah but Art Adams in tenth grade or something like that, it's kinda amateurish

I didn't know Kung Fu Panda featured the voices of Jack Back, Seth Rogan AND David Cross. The Smirk Pack!

Why not just throw Norm MacDonald in there?

all those dudes are pretty funny but they arent fit to lick norm macdonald's asshole

They occupy Lagrangian points of the Burt Reynolds-Norm MacDonald system.

btw this thread is currently the top google result for "snarky badass"

smirky, rather

#5 is a review of The Transporter 2

They had to record the voice parts of each member of the Smirk Pack separately for fear their combined smarm powers would cause the universe to disappear inside its own asshole.

Global Smarming

mad rockism on this thread altho i agree with most of it

not gonna defend the time i got drunk & cried watching joan cusacks song from toy story 2 on youtube at 2 in the morning

-- and what, Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ OTM, this is like the saddest movie moment in recent history

-- n/a, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (1 week ago)

the bit in Ice Age when the mammoth sees the cave paintings of his kind being slaughtered by neanderthals or whatever also up there

My girl at the time fuckin bawled her eyes out at the Sarah McLachlan sequence in Toy Story 2 and always appreciated me not calling her out on it.

i'm sayin

i feel you man. you look at old cartoons and shit is designed all 3 dimensional - if the animators wanted to rotate daffy duck around they could draw that shit from every angle.

That's because the animators needed the money for new shoes, since their soles were worn down from running through fifteen foot snowdrifts every day with wolves chasing them down for their rationed hunks of bread and cheese. BUY WAR BONDS

damn i was dry-eyed during ts 2 but when buzz lightyear finds out hes not a real person in the first story i always get a lump in my throat

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c190ae5c-6fae-11dd-986f-0000779fd18c.html?nclick_check=1

ts smirky poochie vs ho'd up tweensploitation anorexia toons

Dora to explore older, racier market

oh god no, they've discovered Deviantart

I saw an episode of "What's New, Scooby Doo?" yesterday that I'm pretty sure featured the (paraphrased) line:

"I'm 18 years old. I'm old enough to legally ... vote."

-Velma's cousin, voiced by Jenny McCarthy.

I'll confirm this next time the kid(gf's son) puts it on, but I'm not trying to encourage Scooby Doo these days since he makes me do the voice.

Kung Fu Panda was pretty damn good by the way.

Agreed, I went to Kung Fu Panda with low expectations and was surprised how much I enjoyed it.

Shark Tale, on the other hand, is truly horrible.

I wish i could find the boner joke in Ratatouille and C&P it for you guys

saw kung fu panda on the plane - weak juice

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/dieautobot/doracopy.jpg

that post turned out to be a lot less funny and a lot more disturbing than I thought it would be

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Blank_Check_film.jpg

i saw that in the theater w/ my grandma in 1994

preston waters, cool name

is that lil faggot stealing british money?

The only thing about that movie that stuck with me was that a man's name was Juice

fact: i auditioned for the part of preston waters when i was a kid

!!!!!

real talk

no!!!!!!

sorry you didn't get the part :(

srsly

was also in the opening minutes of Little Big League

and came ~this~ close to being the humpback in the Secret Garden lol

oh man

one of my lolcollege girlfriends was up for the part of the girl in my girl

my brief and lolarious life as a child actor

goddam smirky eyebrow-raised badass child actors nowadays

does gbx have an imdb entry

no :(

uncredited

but i did make $1500 for sliding into third base, so f u

u r my hero

Kung Fu Panda was... meh. Once his balls dropped and he started fighting the bad guy who FINALLY showed up, I thought, YES! The fun part starts! Then it ended. Not that the rest of the movie suckes, but the story arc was way lame.