This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

how many threads about albania could we possibly have?

Albanians

lots of pictures, don't know about hilarious though.

I could swear I started a thread once that asked about a video I saw in eighth grade social studies class about a Canadian dance troupe of men wearing derbies and stomping side to side...I uploaded a (bad) picture I drew and everything. Would like to see that thread OR know the name of that dance.

The thread I would like to see again, that is gone and even if it was there, probably most of the hilarious pictures would be missing was a thread about Albania from quite a few years back.

wasn't that the thread where elvis telecom posted lots of pictures about the President of Albania back then? and made a lot of funny snarky comments?!?

That's the thread koogs links to.

I could swear I started a thread once that asked about a video I saw in eighth grade social studies class about a Canadian dance troupe of men wearing derbies and stomping side to side...I uploaded a (bad) picture I drew and everything. Would like to see that thread OR know the name of that dance

Abbott - I believe this is what u r searchin' 4...

What is that kind of dance from Canada where a bunch of Magritte-character-lookinh guys stomp side to side quickly while leaning in that direction?

Never did find the name of the dance though...

i think abbott once started a thread about needing to do things and just not doing them forever and ever, but i forgot what it is called

Semi-deliberately puting things off until it is almost too late to do them and then you become afraid to do them and then you basically never leave your house out of fear...uh...c/d, I guess?

thanks!

pretty sure this was on ILX:

an animated gif of mariah carey emerging from a tub of butter(?) as the words to the chorus of 'fantasy' are displayed above her head

last night i was looking for a thread that was something like "sounds like 80s roxy", where we talked about lots of 80s adult pop along the lines of avalon and the blue nile, does anyone remember it?

sounds like late period Roxy Music
?

really want to see abbott's canadian dance troupe

also just want to say that i'm still looking for the "i'm hi jared fogle" jpg

request for ILM poll thread where the options were the songtitles from some grindcore band's album, all of which were florid descriptions of the torture and death of Republicans and/or other world leaders

lolled heartily but have never heard of the band before or since

youre sure it was grind?

I didn't find the poll, but I found this:

Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

y'beauty

I could have sworn it was a poll too, though. Weird.

22. Colin Powell Uncle Tom

yeah... I didn't recall that one

was gonna suggest republicorpse

Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=56

the uncut original 12" version of ethan's Birdman/Wayne review?

Let's anticipate Lil Wayne, "The Carter III"

right?

thanks!

I remember some exchange where Momus typed out some pretty lengthy thought experiment on 'what if men had three penises, one for peeing, one for ejaculating, and one for peeing? here are some implications" and after it someone said "yeah that's how women are built" only they said it in a really pithy way. That exchange come to me in my daydreams, it's always very funny to me, and reading it would be a real treat.

so 2 for peeing and one for ejaculating???

oh he said the third was for orgasming, clearly I have my priorities straight.

haha i see

so you ejaculate & orgasm out of different dicks?

that would be very useful

so you play with one dick and stuff comes out the other (or possible out of both of the others)?

:D

'boxcar' meme needs a rebirth for that post

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:T9euPbI_jDze6M:http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/losermilkman/NoBabies.jpg&t=1

It was a pretty ridic thought experiment

I remembered it because someone on that wu thread said HI DERE acceptable variant name was "triple-cocked hellrider of the apocalypse"

I believe it was "one for peeing, one for ejaculating, and one for storing toothpicks"

I don't know which one I would rather have covered in a condom, the sperm shooter or Mr. Splinters :/

foot in mouth

through my lolling I am going to try and persuade abbott not to fuck the toothpick cock but I fear her curiosity is too far piqued

idk abbott the one that pees sounds like a motherfucker

now I'm imagining one of those toothpick dispensers where you need to roll the tube to get the toothpick out

except

yeah

Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?

― kkvgz, Monday, October 4, 2010 8:15 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

Reposting this. It's been bothering me.

Also, I just painstakingly read through 4 pages of

penises AND displayName:"momus"
penis AND displayName:"momus"

search results to no avail. Someone else can feel free to substitute other permutation (dick, wang, whatever), but "penis" seems pretty momusian.

lmfao

So for comparison's sake, only 11 "penis" posts from BIG HOOS.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=41&threadid=16660

? ? ? ?

big in japan

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, April 28, 2003 1:16 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two funny false positives:

POO Greatest Picture evah!

a thread for haikus about the penises of ilxors