Society is in the gutter

Makes me so glad I live 300 yards away in the relative safety of Peckwich.

oh god the comments

"Oh fuckin' ell, where's our bus?" is a great line to punctuate the clip with.

jeffo7731
2 hours ago 3

That's why taxis don't go south of the river! LOL

even without sound that's .... quite something

munib1000
10 hours ago

Shit if this was Harrow that boy would be dashed off the bus with his gay voice

Is that the lad from Steps?

it seems the gutter has had to have been extended to accomodate Big Society.

School frocks are now worn exclusively by degenerates and call girls, while the schoolgirls display their lewdness in the broad light of day like a badge of honor.

Would like to punch the lads filming it tbh. That high pitched laughing!! Half thought they'd chase him down the street. Shudder. Whole thing = craziness!

"I saw Steve lying down, but thankfully he's not bad. A big well done to the Sunderland fans who gave up the supporter to the police. When I saw the age of him it looked like he's still in school. Unfortunately it's the society we live in at the moment."

society is in the gutter, attacking the old men who play between the posts in our great football clubs

tbh he brought it on himself by using goalposts instead of jumpers.

<3 this thread

takes me back what it does

that were good

You don't see people sit out on the porch much. Kids certainly don't play in the street anymore. And when we do venture outside, we climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up the cell and don't even bother to honk our horns.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/14/AR2011011406549.html

Time was we would venture outside, climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up our cells, and not even bother to honk our horns.

Now however nobody would even pick up their car keys without first raping every one of their neighbours and ending the ordeal with a moneyshot of sulphuric acid.

Bus stops.

"We are losing the art of letter writing. E-mails are becoming like texts. If we don't get a handle on it, future generations won't be able to spell at all."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12247262

if only everyone was a spelling stickler, what beautiful words would be spoken.

Have you heard the music these days? It's all "ooh ooh" this and "shhhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhh". Future generations won't be able to open their mouths without literally killing their neighbors to death.

the country's full of rotten teeth and rotten guts. living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with dust, horsedung and consumptives' spits.

I've been banned from my local pub for not being Polish. Inclusivity my arse!

Think they own the place

I mean, I think they actually own the place

In the old days if you got on the wrong side of a German you would find a bomb dropped on your city. You knew where you were. Today if you could even find that same German, chances are he'd be in panorama bar with the little woman.

Fact of the matter is, you're just a statistic

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2011/9/8/image-3-for-sunday-mirror-pictures-06-02-11-gallery-580059926.jpg

Britain’s Eurovision hopeful Antony Costa unfastens his trousers then casually urinates against a cash machine.

The singer – whose group Blue were chosen to represent the country in the song contest just three days earlier – is ­pictured near Trafalgar Square, only 30 yards from a ­public toilet.

The 29-year-old father of one relieves himself while deep in conversation on his mobile phone, leaving a pool of urine on the ­pavement.

After finishing the call, he ­reaches into his back pocket for his ­wallet.

He eventually re-fastens his ­trousers – with total indifference to other people needing to use the Post Office cash machine – after withdrawing a wad of notes.

Touting for the French vote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5h9ZPBuBEs

^^ that is probably nsfw, btw

He eventually re-fastens his trousers – with total indifference to other people needing to use the Post Office cash machine – after withdrawing a wad of notes. LAD.

He has literally pissed over every hard-working family that uses the Post Office. An animal would know better.

It's clear from his face he has demanded Winston Churchill forces his mouth open, and delightedly pumped urine down the great man's gullet. As a final "one in the eye" for Britain, he "shakes" the remaining droplets on the corpse of a soldier, abandoned in Oxford Street by Tony Blair.

No sooner has he refastened his trouser cord than he's at it again, this time the pop hopeful "has a wank" at the home of music legend Robin Gibb, who has diabetes.

When I was a kid I didn't have an XBox, or Wii. I had a bike and a curfew (the street lights). Mum didn't call my mobile, she yelled outside, "time to come in". I played outside with friends, not Online. If I didn't eat what my mum made me then I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. Re-post this if you drank water out of a hose...and survived!

(from facebook)

Music? Nowadays people just listen to computers.

^ A+

At least when you drank water out of a hose it tasted like water. Now it just tastes like plastic. Why can't you buy a proper tomato anymore, these ones just taste like water.

My mother's voice literally was our dinnerbell.

I played outside with friends, not Online.

Argument slightly undermined by being posted, er, online.

If I didn't eat what my mum made me then I didn't eat.

And if you got rickets and kwashiorkor, then that was your lookout, parents instilled personal responsibilty in their malnourished kids in those days

As a taxpayer, you're lucky to be drinking from the pipe without a hefty fine from the cowboy hose police.

We've lost the meaning of vowels

Hosepipe ban is ridiculous I mean it only rained last Tuesday for goodness sake and don't try to tell me it didn't because I remember getting soaked on the way back from paying my newspaper money to the Pakistani lad in the corner shop.

It's a new kind of person comes in the shop now. They're the ones buying things. If it wasn't for them we'd be bust. Neighborhood's changed. Used to be all British people here, now look at it.

It doesn't rain enough. The only reason my garden doesn't look like a French holiday camp is thanks to the youths pissing on my lawn. You could take your dog for walks.

Thought this revival was going to be about a Daily Mail article today about the 14 year old who died at a party in West London:

But one of her teachers blamed her downward spiral on an addiction to the internet.
J@ye Williams@n, who was Isobel’s English teacher at Chiswick Community College, in west London, said: ‘She was into the kind of things that teenagers get into, but she got hooked on the worldwide web. She was part of the Myspace generation. She got caught and we are devastated.’

Not linking to the distasteful article - but people speaking to papers should keep a respectful silence.

This is what happens when you ride recklessly down the super information highway.

But in seriousness, I googled the article and, yep, it's fucked.

Fucking hell, that's my old school.

Daily Mail article is predictably grim reading.

in my day teenagers used the "word wide web" responsibly and were educated enough not to get trapped in metaphors, this is gordon brown's fault

It's a shameful indictment of today's skew-whiff standards, but we have to face the fact that social workers can and will administrate the force-feeding of drugs to children nowadays.