Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

LMFAO @ "Underground Comedy Movie 2010"

i like her face trying to learn the moves from him

Someone photoshop that 2nd pic into a jail cell for lols.

Nice hooker shoes, Lilo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70lwALlvTx8&feature=player_embedded

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder during her court ordered 90 days in rehab.

According to a source familiar with Lindsay's case, methamphetamine and opiates are her "drugs of choice".

Methamphetamine -- also known as crystal meth or simply meth -- is a highly addictive stimulant and opiates, generally, have more of a downer effect.

Morningside Recovery -- the Orange County, CA rehab Lilo is scheduled to enter -- lists opiate and methamphetamine detoxification among its specialties. As TMZ first reported, sources say Morningside was not on the list of facilities recommended by court appointed psychiatrists.

We're told Lindsay will begin her rehab stint almost immediately after getting out of Lynwood Correctional Facility.

UPDATE: Lindsay's attorney Shawn Chapman Holley says, "i have never seen any psych report concerning Ms. Lohan which references a 'bi-polar' diagnosis or an addiction to 'methamphetamine.' I think this is a total fabrication."

One important note ... it has been widely reported that Lindsay takes the prescription drug Adderall, which is an amphetamine. Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.

We're told it would not be common for a rehab facility to consider Adderall and methamphetamine the same drug.

Surm weren't you supposed to be breaking her out of jail?

meta-amphetamine

Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.

Experts in the field of anatomy tell TMZ there is a difference between their arse and their elbow.

Free at last! Sort-of.

she out??

Out of the frying pan and into the 3 months of self-reflection -- this'll potentially be tougher on her than 2 weeks in a cell.

she will have to look at herself really closely

She basically needs her psyche torn down into little bits and reassembled in the general outline of an adult instead of a colicky baby. I can see how she'll be resistant to that.

The rehab facility specializes in inception.

Meth, damn, no wonder people say she's crazy. Fuck that.

well i don't think it's true, as it turns out, but who knows

Adderall is not a whole lot better IMO. She needs to put away the uppers and become a pothead or something.

I wonder if this rehab includes beating her family and other hangers on with sticks? Because otherwise nothing much is going to change. A clean Lohan surrounded by creeps is still going to be in trouble.

Adderall is not a whole lot better IMO. She needs to put away the uppers and become a pothead or something.

― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 2, 2010 3:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i like this advice

thats the worst advice i have ever heard

omg don't get upset

I thought I'd seen some pics of the gal years ago w/a lil' glass hash pipe but GIS is only turning up pics of Kristen Stewart.

it always upsets me when we have a difference of opinion , surm <3

hehe <3

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6je8rSTM21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

ewwww

"Miss Lohan, you have a visitor."

http://marceckomuse.com/

This thread. <3

xp the "behind the scenes" video for that is o_O

Adderall is not a whole lot better IMO. She needs to put away the uppers and become a pothead or something.

― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 2, 2010 10:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

adderall not a whole lot better...than METH??

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6k6rghRom1qa931co1_500.gif

hell yeah

FREE

"Adderall" L.A. street-price just went up.

post rehab

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo13.jpg

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo01.jpg

she looks better already imo

so pretty

http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanlooksgoodish.jpg

Hooray! Yes folks, this is what can happen to you when you're locked away in prison, then in rehab, get off booze and drugs (hopefully) and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!

Would Clash.

and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!

This is the key, but who will do the keeping-away? Another newer batch of fucktarded hangers-on. If she can learn to do it on her own, she'll be ok. Otherwise, another couple of rehabs and a bunch of "TRAGIC O.D." headlines.

Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?

Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."
Class: "(cough)"
Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh?"
Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh!"
Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."
Class: "(cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."
Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"
Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Faster!"
Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"
Instructor: "Louder!"
Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"
Instructor: "And... STOP!"
(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)
Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"

waht

It's the new edgy Englishness that's creeping over to America right now...
Has British Culture Declined In The Last 20 Years?

Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

Lindsay Lohan is driving a brand new Maserati.

And it looks like the LAPD has taken notice.

Early Sunday morning the just-released-from-rehab star was pulled over by cops after running a red light, X17Online.com reports.

The 24-year-old actress was trying to get to the Chateau Marmont Hotel, the scene of many of her previous late-night shenanigans.

On probation after completing two weeks in jail and court appointed rehab, the star, driving a $150,000 Maserati GranTurismo, with 433 horses under the hood, apparently used a few of those horses to try to put some distance between her and the following paparazzi.

After she was stopped, Lohan was let off with a warning, X17Online.com reported.

Lohan must under go random drug testing as a condition of her release from rehab last week.

Oh, Lindsay...

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo01.jpg

ok i have not looked at lilo and thought "would smash" in literally YEARS (tends to be more "ugh poor thing") but

would totally smash