Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

http://photos.shebloggedbynight.com/images/A_3/5/2/2/12253/j0gs0rec.jpg

surprisingly unappealing

God, he's so great-looking.

For fucking real.

starting to look more like joey heatherton
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From the neck down they're pretty identical.

Boob liver spots!!!

she has a cute belly button

Come on now, she's gorgeous, though I'm a breast man.

LA Times: "Lindsay Lohan: you're no Marilyn Monroe" (well boo hoo)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2008/02/lindsay-lohan-y.html

she looks pretty terrible imo

Between this and the ScaJo thread, I've now seen two sets of starlet nipples that I hadn't seen before. Good work ilx!

she looks pretty terrible imo

-- omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 16:53 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Seriously, this.

it's her narrow little girl hips that make her look like she's playing dress-up imo

er...ScaJo thread?

the juxtaposition between the girlish body and the prematurely aged head is rather freaky.

rlett hannson (xpost)

it was all downhill from the rolling stone cover

still ready and legal, at least.

"prematurely aged head" is giving me the giggles

i wouldn't mind some of that prematurely aged head

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qb0NuOdjL._AA240_.jpg

everything from her neck up has actually been made out of mahogany for the last two years

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/DavidFricke/vincentgallo.jpg

it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.

lol at acting like looking 30 is god-awful

srsly

100 percent of dudes saying lol lindsay = would hit it

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otm & otm. (xp)

I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.

the question posed by those photos isn't "would u hit it," though, it's "was it a good idea for her to invite side-by-side comparisons to Marilyn Monroe?"

Dude, the question posed by those pictures is "will I be jerking it to these pictures."

wtf i thought you were a chick

the answer is a solid no, then

very nice boobses, and she's still pretty, but this ain't imagibation material

Chicks can jerk, too, Alex.

chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.

Well, the answer to the question doesn't have to be "yes."

x-post -- This from a guy.

haha

xp

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The only Lindsay Lohan movie I've seen is A Prairie Home Companion, so this is how I think of her.

u should see mean girls

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

When I think of her, I think simultaneously of the promo shots in the sluttacious Catholic school uniform and the awesome, passed-out-in-Samantha-Ronson's-Jeep-with-DRI-tags-around-the-neck photos.

Alex, don't worry, she'll get her shit together by the 10 year reunion.

I think that Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen still you posted earlier today is my favorite Lohan image.

I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.

-- Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:21 (1 hour ago) Link

YES.

also yes it is a bad idea to invoke marilyn comparisons. that's just a stupid idea.

it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

plz

chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf are you on about chicks have awful taste in chicks