Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

nominating the esteemed "go away, you idiot!" guy for pasting at the end of every mallard fillmore forever.

He and Thumbs-Up Osama should start a band. Osama would DJ and Go Away Idiot would freestyle based on T.S. Eliot poems.

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CONSERVATITS
BOOBPUBLICANS
GRAND OL' MAMMARIES

seriously, everybody, ELECTRONIC TIGERS.

internet conservatives seem to love the AZNs, if this and day by day are any indicator.

Kelly's covering the DNC:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/85211

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wot nonsense; she didn't even wear a hat

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oh come now, Bill has lost weight since the 90s

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0819ad.jpg

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and meanwhile, from the 'evergreen' file:

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and just to even it out:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/22550_thumb.gif

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/8-26-8closetofhope.jpg

the caricatures are getting a bit...abstract? absurdist? off?
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080826.jpg

ah, tinsley's obama dickchin.

it's funny because it's depicting the assassination of a political candidate from a party the cartoonist disagrees with.

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oh, wait, it isn't funny at all and i hope the secret service stops by his house at 3 am to interview him about his sense of humor.

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE BLACK GUY DRAWN BY A WHITE GUY WAS ONLY DREAMING.

wow

well... actually it's by a black guy and it's "a direct “real life” version of how some blacks in this country think about the acceptance from white america of a black president ... we will believe it when we see it."

but yeah it is somewhat... opaque.

[discovered by checking the comments for the cartoon, was hoping for a clusterfuck]

i've seen pictures of the electronic tigers guy, looked pretty white to me. but maybe the pictures were misrepresented. or maybe he's like 1/64th black and has thus lived the african-american experience. or maybe it requires a staff to manufacture that drivel.

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i no longer have any respect for any republicans thanks to this thread (and pretty much everything they say or do). they can all burn in hell.

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oh, btw, did someone mention hell?

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this unfunny scumbag's fundraiser netted $20,000 in one day to support his existence and this cartoon.

CATCHING UP

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chuck asay is a fucking moron

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yeah, that's... that really makes you think, you know?

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that's pretty much exactly right, buddy. also democrats want to abort trig.

re: the first one in that last post, remember when the entire republican party called off their convention to take buses down to the gulf coast, rolled up their sleeves and.... wait a minute, that a complete fantasy.

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also, remember the reason for the season:

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VOTE MCCAIN!

IN AMERICA, WE DEFINE OUR QUALITY OF LIFE IN SKYSCRAPERS. >:[
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why yes the other mccoy brother is an asshole, too:
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No terrorist attack in 7 years?

Oh, he means in America.

And excluding abortion related violence I guess.

Because they aren't terrorists, obviously, but messages from God.

Messengers

can't get past "dabbled in child rape".
How does one dabble in child rape? Like as a weekend project?

http://www.cagle.com/news/LipstickPig/images/fairrington.jpg
http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaBitterWords/images/lester.jpg
http://www.cagle.com/news/LipstickPig/images/allie.jpg

haha does "day by day" ever even explain why its women don't have pants on?

continue my children... continue

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"aww, shucks, gee mr. grim reaper... if only congress hadn't done everything to cause our current problems, and i mean, specifically, the democratic congress of the last two years or so..."

also re: the housing bubble, congress was clearly 100% responsible there.

And with Alaskan oil, liar loans would still be possible!

lolololol if only we had drilled earlier!

Maybe one of these artistes can move into the world of novelty bottle openers and then we can have OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING BARACK OBAMA BOTTLE OPENER

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i'm posting this b/c i find the caricatures to be interesting.

why do they all look like they just ate bad shellfish

continue my children... continue

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...solar power?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__in_the_g.jpg

different

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Is he supposed to be rocking a mic or a lollipop?

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continuing on this dude's series of 'pop figures gasping awake in bed'

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funny wot happened to all those 'ahead by X # of points'

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ooo, the return of Sniglets!

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wot, no fat joeks?

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^^^^ ?

long coattails

what the fuck are those mutants in that room ogling Peggy Hill?

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ramirez.

if there's anything the last week has taught us it's that less regulation is a great idea. i swear i saw some conservayutz on tv last night saying we needed to get rid of the last few bits of regulation we have and that'll bring us right out of this. oh yeah, that was the feculent, horrid spirit of milton friedman speaking through john mccain's mouth.

he's got a point about tariffs, though.

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the eternal bernanke