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this thread has helped dissuade me of the notion that lindsay lohan is basically just frankie muniz avec rack plus.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Welcome to the Dark Side

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO freckled?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I know, weird, huh? Seeing as how I'm freckled myself... I think it stems back to grade school and this kid named Rusty who was a total cunt to me at all times and one time I saw him blow a snot rocket and it made me hurl. Bleah.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Too freckled!! On the right woman, this can be the most absolutely sexiferous thing in the world.!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

but surely if someone is nearly ALL freckles, it's too much? i say this as a fan of the freckles, at least on shoulders, chest.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I admit that really only applies to people who remind me of Rusty. That cunt.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The story goes she applies cream to *un-freckle* herself because she hates'em. I really don't like her new hair colour, blonde. It just doesn't look right on her (esp the dark eyebrows).

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

Dude, heroin chic is so 90s. ;-)

I think she's gorgeous.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I. Give. Up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a great picture of Joan Crawford from the late 20's when she was still quite comely and where she allowed herself to be photographed, freckles and all but I am not finding it on Google.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/470623_life01.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan would look so cute saying "NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

It's much earlier than that, luna.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.joancrawfordbest.com/31_14.htm

Again, this isn't the photo, I'm thinking of but it shows how freckly she could be.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think that photo of her upthread with nicole ritchie is photoshopped

http://www.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/936767/an/0/page/0#936767

and i don't think it's healthy

http://img65.echo.cx/img65/2519/lilo1vs.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It sounds like she knows what's up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Possibly.

Anyway, can we talk about Matt Dillon's beer gut now?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

where do you get scans of teen vogue articles on demand? i'm so bad at the internet.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt Dillon does NOT have a beergut! YOU LIE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway, i'll bet the secret hero will be the meathead brother guy, who was also in the garfield movie. i mean, what a fucking trooper.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Yikes, some of those pictures do look bad. The thing is, I saw Nicole Richie in person a month ago maybe and she didn't look like that at all. What is up with LL's shoes???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt Dillon does NOT have a beergut! YOU LIE!

Oh yeah he does. I saw him at a party and he looked like shit on a shingle.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey now - I've seem some good looking shit in my day!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

a reposting of an image upthread:

http://img39.echo.cx/img39/9228/normal16va.jpg

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/253863.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

What an odd looking child.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

mark you're outta the will

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"At the time, I was going out every night because my friends were and I thought if I wasn't going out then I was going to miss out on something," the world-weary actress explains. "I've a lot of younger fans too, but I didn't think about that. I was, like, 17, and I was like, 'Cool, I get to go to a club and hang out with people.' They sat me down and talked to me about it. I was like, 'Yeah, I need to make sure that I'm there on time.'"

Finally, someone who understands me!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

She danced with you because she knew you cared.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I will mount her. Someday. Oh yes.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

Woah.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

goddammit lindsay now this wonderful tribute to your big ass titties is obsolete

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"That picture is definitely photoshopped."

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

the sequel, joliehomewrecker, isn't quite as good but whatever

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to take her out to dinner and then dessert. This thin Lohan thing brings me down in a sad, unexplainable way...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean, I retracted that upthread.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"funnies >>>> truth"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_2122_1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Lindsay and M.I.A. should collaborate on a single and then Spencer will UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY against the haters!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

A "Run Into Flowers" cover?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

They should do a cover of "Ebony and Ivory" called "Mahogany and Teakwood."

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

HEY KIDS, IT LOOKS AS IF THINGS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD AFTERALL!!!!

THERE ARE STILL BOOBIES

SHE'S NOT REALLY SKELETOR

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

ok there is NO WAY that this is ANYTHING OTHER THAN the greatest thing ever to happen in the world, ever

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Where's that picture of the simpsons guy with the 15-axled car with his arms in the air?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 20 May 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

xxpost
That place is 3 blocks from me (even closer to Luna) - I go there all the time and clearly need to go there more!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050528/ap_en_mo/people_michael_lohan

lindsay's dad is in a spot of trouble...

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

In all the Lohan talk, the weirdness of the Herbie preview was obscured: The soundtrack is apparently an old MTV cut-out compilation (I love that "Butterfly" is playing over weird, sexy shots of Herbie), the ridiculous dramatic movie-guy intro--"There was a legend with mysterious powers and a magical past...", "HE'S HERBIE-ER", etc...

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Sunday, 29 May 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

It sounds like Spencer's practised that speech on a million blondes in a million bars.
& that bellybutton thing is awful

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 29 May 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Nellie, which "speech"? Also, I don't usually talk to blondes in bars - although I'm certainly not averse to it!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 29 May 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok not speech, series of remarks.
Apologies for misrepresentation

" I find the notion that women should be round or curvy to be equally as arbitrary as anything that Hollywood supposedly "enforces." - Now do you wanna get out of here Snappy McStickbod? or do you have to call your agent?

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 29 May 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

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