Chicago: home of the President of the United fucking States

Oh rock! Yeah, that would be cool. I can't believe I lost every copy I had of that.

ON SATURDAY YOU FAGS SHOULD COME PROTEST RIOT WITH ME AND JENNY AND SARAH.

Assuming Morbius hasn't already posted this:
August, Osage County to be adapted to film

huh

Hi! Hi. I really want to make some gingerbread. Does anybody have a good recipe?

This recipe for gingerbread cupcakes with cream cheese frosting is like WHOA - http://cupcakestakethecake.blogspot.com/2008/11/gingerbread-cupcake-recipe.html.

But I would also like to make just regular old gingerbread.

http://angrychicken.typepad.com/angry_chicken/2005/11/the_gingerbread.html

That one looks good because it has coffee in it.

i always start with the joy of cooking recipe because i figure that it's time tested. i made gingerbread once and it was really good, but i never made it again. if memory serves, it was pretty good.

So did we ever determine when we're hanging out w/Ally?

no

i'm thinking sunday but i need to check with her

I think I'll just make gingerbread cookies instead.

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/fetus-title.jpg

It's a gingerbread CHILD! Not a gingerbread CHOICE!

without the eye it looks a little like a tick

That's pretty fitting, in a parasitic growth kind of way.

Hey, did you guys read how Daley said our city is screwed, job-wise? And that the CTA is raising fares? Interesting times ahead.

good thing people always need rock n' roll. it's recession proof!

fuck me

I know, bro. We need to start the Eazy & Deej Moving Company or something.

Moving Company/Wedding DJs.

haha i will absolutely do this

divorce DJs

Interesting times ahead.

Ahead? Hell, it's interesting right now. A world of suck ahead, is more like it.

What kind of jobs really are recession-proof?

• stripper
• brewmaster

I'm drawing a blank after that.

• Midwife for home-birthing Obama babies

No matter what happens, you can't stop folks from drinkin' and screwin'.

health care

• Emergency Room Dude (xpost, high-five Jordan)

I think there'll be a dot-com boom in the coming year. People will stop going out and spending money and will hang out on Facebook for free instead. My Ruby Rails friends have their pick of lucrative work.

ceo of wal-mart

Eazy and Deej's Wedding DJ and Ambulance Service

and ceos of wal-mart

Four Weddings and a Funeral LIFE SAVED

& ceos of wal-mart

^^^good band name

at one point i wanted to have a stoner rock band called vice president

now THAT was a good band name

does anyone else get the "This" movie channel? we didn't receive it until we got an HD tv so it might just be digital. i just watched a movie where robert duvall finds out he's half black and has to reconcile with his half-brother james earl jones (this was actually not bad). now they're showing something called "convict cowboy" starring jon voight and marcia gay harden. based on the opening credits, it's about competitive prison rodeos.

it also has the coach from the tv version of friday night lights

also the creepy southern guy from prison break, who apparently specializes in playing evil prisoners

Are you using rabbit ears, Nick? I don't get This, but I do get all varieties of digital channels including Ion Life (get it? 'igh on life) which is a "lifestyle" channel. They has 2 or 3 programs that they show over and over, including one where 3 hot girls in bikinis (different ones on each episode) host a trip to tropical locales. There is a lot of giggling, touching, and T&A.

we get ion life too ... we're using rabbit ears. "This" is pretty new I think so you might have to have your tv scan for channels again ... it's channel 26-4 on our system

Oh, good!

Ion life is just weird. They have a show called Taste, which is about booze. It is hosted by a guy who is strangely expresionless. And sometimes the show will go to credits right in the middle of someone's sentence.

The travel show I mentioned is clearly meant to be quasi-porno.

I have been saying forever that Obama should do Fireside Chats a la FDR and apparently he listened to me.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/11/14/the_youtube_presidency.html

I hear Obama is going to appoint you as Chief Technology Officer.

He'll be all like, "Jesse, I need a report on the infrastructure needed to extend government-run WiFi networks into all metro areas over 100,000 people." And you can be like, "Google it."

And then he'll be like, "Dude, that's your answer for everything," and then give you noogies.

Oooh and I must remember to advise him as to the potential benefits of changing his last name to O'Bama.

hey dudes, btw i called ally and left her message to try and figure out when to set up FAP/hang-out sesh (lol) for this weekend but haven't heard back. is anything going on tuna ite? LET'S HAVE A HANG-OUT SESH TUNA ITE!

you won't even eat tuna
how we gonna have a tuna sesh

nick if you end up hanging out with ally sunday, i would like to come! actually i could make something tonight if it was late-ish.

I should think about seeing you people again someday.

I'm going to a wedding reception 2nite (C0lin of C4n4st4 fame).