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A day or two before you plan to serve the harem, place in a very large saucepan cover with cool water and let stand 24 hours at room temperature, changing the water 3 to 4 times.

Drain, then place harem on a rack in the same saucepan, add cool water to cover, cover, and bring to a boil over high heat. Skim froth from surface, re-cover, adjust heat so water stays at a slow simmer and cook 25 to 30 minutes per pound or until fork tender and bone feels loose; cool harem in cooking liquid. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Lift harem from liquid, peel off rind, and trim fat to 1/2-inch. Score in a crisscross pattern and stud with cloves. Pat on a thick glaze (brown sugar and bread crumbs is the traditional glaze). Place harem glaze side up on a rack in a shallow roasting pan and bake, uncovered, 45 minutes or until glaze is nicely browned. Transfer harem to serving platter and let cool at least 20 minutes before serving.

-- gazza (gaz_61@hotmail.com), October 1st, 2002.

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