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― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken L *is* a good feller and he's always saying nice things about my posts, which is most kind of him. :-) Sorry, this is not a poem, I just wanted to echo Lovebug there. Carry on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

He has good humor and great wit
Though acting like dogs, men'll
be wont to do, don't have a fit
Send them to be schooled by the Ken L.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

People all across this nation
Shout out for their Ken L. ration.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, dudes. Does this mean I can stop posting now?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He's my man, Mr. Ken L,
More full of bark than a kennel.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuomas
Leaving suckers in comas
With hematomas
Like Roberto Duran
They be shouting "No más"

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(What Ned was too modest to mention is that I suggested teeny name her child Nedwina.)

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

That is absofuckinglutely hilarious and good, Jer!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody likes estela
Maybe someone should tell her

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah! How the stars shine in your eyes, Estela!
You're a true mirabella, more sweet than caramela!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, is it caramelo in the masculine? I'm really bad at Spanish...

Well, who cares, I'm a poet!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

There once was a girl called Lucretia
Who loved to pick fights on Nietzche,
The kids didn't like,
They put up a fight,
So off she fucked to Srebrenica.

Or:

Lucretia couldn't see her reflection
Not even in the act of genuflection,
"My reflection I must find,
Or am I just blind?"
She said.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Lucretia used to be called Starry
Until she joined the Hare
Krishnas

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ode On A Noize Dude, by Lucretia My Reflection

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYJOINTSAACHEJAHFKJALHFKAJFHKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(who ar...
e
U)?
RingdindindindindindindNIM-baaah

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Lucretia, or the Sarah who's Starry,
I think you are hotter than a big pot of curry,
or am I being too frank - if so, sorry.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

There was an old geezer named Will'm
Who liked music, food, comics and fillum
It was Rock Hardy's doom
To be a nom de plume
His posting to threads tended to kill'em.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin
could never be thrown in a waste bin
I'd rather have her in a first-mate bin
Or a first-rate bin

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Casuistry
Means sophistry
Reasoning subtly
But dishonestly

But my man Chris P
Is fallacy-free
When he drops logic
It's pedagogic

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Much more than a tourist
Or an idle voyeurist
Cinematic lover and purist
If not a yeux-de-velour-ist
Bang a gong, J. Arthur Rank
For Amateurist!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Morbius
Is out of this orb-ious.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Revive for Nu-ILX!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Scourage,
not one to lack courage.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique Miller
loves Vanilla

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Haberdager,
does that rhyme with "maker"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

No, it rhymes with my surname, hence why it was assigned to me by a schoolfriend (who heard it, I believe, on Age Of Empires).

Paul Edward Wagemann
Don't wanna shag a man

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.labrador-kennel.nl/poepende%20pup%20(2)bij.jpg

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

to scour or to pop
entertains without a prop

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

brainless

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

My braim be good as gold.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Even though I can't
think of anything to rhyme with Abbott
I feel that sometimes I have a rapport
with her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

When you find a rhyme for Abbott
Be very sure you grab it,
Before it does a rabbit
and it pops down some dark hole.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

this is possibly the lamest ilx thread of all time

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

m@p thinks rhymes are twee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

m@p - way cooler than thee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

m@p: a she or a he?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

aimless: gormless
his rhyming: formless

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

When m@p shall rhyme his talk
the lame (this thread) shall rise and walk!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like it when total strangers like Map,
need to come up with that "this is lame" crap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

no, no, no, no w4gemann
i will not read your rockist spam

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i would not read it about house
i would not read it with a scouse
i do not like you
w4gemann

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i would not read it wearing bling
i would not read it hearing sting

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

no, mark is right. this really is the gayest thread of all time.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

not every thread can be rejected jbr screennames, jess

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

xpost that doesn't rhyme

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

mark p is right
ilx should be set alight

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

the mighty jess has decided
we must all be chided
because we're not as clever
and never did a writing endeavour

(fuck off, i'm not english,
so don't take the piss)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

haha nath you write in english better than most recent high school graduates

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I said ENGLISH, not American. U R ALL DUMB. ;-)))

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

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