WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

Ben Eine's the guy who does all the shop shutters around Hackney.

That picture would work maybe as the cover of a shitty poetry collection that nobody is going to read, but not sure I'd want a full-size one hanging up in my toilet.

Is that word accross meant to mean something? (google finds one link to a Finnish newspaper article that then doesn't contain the word)

It's the name Tuomas gives to his genitals...

Hahah, of course the Express is the only newspaper to put the Desmond takeover story on its front page:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week4/15670181.jpg

At least they've worked out that their target readership is ugly and has bad breath.

Anybody fancy collaborating on a gritty new 21st century revival of Love Thy Neighbour for Channel 5? Think we'd have a good chance of getting commissioned.

I bet Europe won't let you.

FREE TIC TACS FOR EVERY READER

I like the way they have tried to make tic tacs a little bit sexy.

OUTRAGE AS SCROUNGERS BLOW £220M IN TIC TACS

You'd think that photo is Desmond resting his head on his hand but it's actually an immigrant punching his jaw.

A massive Big Ben-style Muslim clock at the heart of Mecca is threatening to destroy British time.

looooooooooooooooool

o man. sounds like a storyline from a BNP-produced Doctor Who.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Aug/Week3/15694620.jpg

“They go out for McDonald’s meals that cost £60 a go and one of his partner’s daughters had a stretch limo ride for her 13th birthday.

“If my dad can ride the motorbike he has in his back garden, then he can sit on a till somewhere. It is just pure laziness. He is just a sperm donor. He is not useful for anything else.”

'hard working daughter' not 100% rong there either tbh

also wtf 60 quid in mcdonalds that's a lot to be dropping on big macs

http://www.princeharry.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/british_royal_family.jpg

Matthew Elliott, chief executive of campaign group The TaxPayers’ Alliance, said: “It’s disgraceful that this family is being given more than taxpayers earn. Our benefits system needs real reform.”

also wtf 60 quid in mcdonalds that's a lot to be dropping on big macs

― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 09:36 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

it'd be hard to get out of there spending much less with 12 kids and two adults.

Some delightful comments on the article on their site, too.

BRITISH BUT PROUD.

18.08.10, 8:18am

A recent report stated that one in three babies born in Britain are of foreign descent,we need English people like this to keep our country BRITISH,whatever the cost, or we just lose our country to FOREIGNERS.

• Posted by: johnstretch

heh couldn't read the figures involved joe, for 14 ppl that's probably not bad

Right, so they may be spongers, but they're OUR SPONGERS!

This story, virtually word for word, was in the Mail yesterday, except that the quote was from Fiona McEvoy of the TA and they had a handy cut out and keep photo of the kids so that DM readers can spit on them in the street presumably.

printed photos of the kids? nice touch.

I thought they weren't allowed to print photos of kids without permission?

.. For this very reason (also paed, etc)

Check it out here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303794/Daughter-benefits-scrounger-tenth-child-way-brands-father-lazy-useless.html
They obviously suckered them into the photo as well.

So, you know, probably got their permission. "We'll out your side of the story, etc..."

offered mcdonald's vouchers?

questionable puns aside, that's really out of order

These articles always have flat-screen TVs as symbols of luxury and decadence - this bloke only had to miss out on about 4 rounds of happy meals to buy a flat screen telly.

I suspected as much...

"Hahaaaa, you signed the waiver!
Wankas....!"

No difference now between the express and stormfront.
http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/covers/257x330front/2010-08-19.jpg

think you mean NOW THEY'RE JUST LIKE STORMFRONT

I mean you were going for a parody of Express frontpage hysteria right?

That 'now' ... in normal language it's supposed to signify an escalation, isn't it? So what did Gordon Brown want before? Are there ANY other examples of his naked greed during this summer when he's barely been off our screens/front pages/papped clambering into a limo after a night at China White's?

Nice to see a candidate for 'up the arse corner' on a front page though.

can't tell for sure which of the top headings brown's pics goes with?

Are tabloids going too far with their rhetorical suggestive poll questions?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/phonepolls/?page=3

IS THE PC BRIGADE RUINING CHRISTMAS?

We asked whether you think the PC Brigade is ruining Christmas.
Telephone Poll Result:
Yes
100%
No
0%

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/194413/DEBATE-Do-Eurocrats-deserve-a-huge-pay-rise-

Let's see - results will probably be about 50/50 ?

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Sep/Week2/15728729.jpg

What? Why? I don't get it.

Amazed how the Mail and the Express consistently manage to make 'Now' feel like the whingiest word in the English language.

And this is their front page story? Who the fuck is their target audience?

Crazies iirc

Free cheese though...

You mean:

NOW THEY WANT TO GIVE AWAY CHEESE FOR FREE

NOW CATHEDRAL CITIES REDUCED TO A CHEESE

GEORGE MICHAEL JAILED FOR 8 WEEKS AFTER DRUG DRIVING. SHAME.

SHOULD THEY DO THE FA CUP DRAW AGAIN?Telephone Poll Result: Yes 45% No 55%

Oops! Looks like they forgot to make it clear which answer was the CORRECT ANSWER!

Actually, I'm really skint and we're out of cheese. Would it be massively selling out to buy a copy of the Express? Is 'I only bought it for the cheese' going to be the new 'I only read it for the articles'?

Make badge, wear badge, Buy express.

Cathedral City's quite nice and comes in a handy reusable ziplock bag, I say GO FOR IT.