another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

oh man I wish they'd replaced Siskel with Armond...

polyphonic, you are missing the point, which is that Armond White is a raging egomaniac with terrible taste

i like the conclusion of that article, "he's not a troll, just an attention whore"

"i've got the training" lol

he trained for years, eating popcorn, sitting on his ass, making shit up...

polyphonic, you are missing the point, which is that Armond White is a raging egomaniac with terrible taste

I don't really agree that he has terrible taste. I just think his tastes are too narrow. His favorite films are all good films, in my experience.

Definitely a raging egomaniac, though.

I don't know what he lists as his favorite films but he gave a very positive review to "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and he is not 10.

I guarantee you that he will never watch that movie a second time.

http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~ejohnson/critics/white.html

I take back the "terrible taste" comment; the good far outweighs the terrible on these lists.

still gonna be "lol he liked the Transformers sequel" though

Armond BlackandWhite.

08. Out of Sight (Steven Spielberg)

lol

i think that's the website's type, and not armond's. hope so anyway.

those lists don't capture the sheer joy he gets out of big-upping terrible movies just because everyone else is panning them.

typO

xp

He also hadn't yet wrapped his vagina around Pismol Beach in 1998.

Pismo

01. Saving Private Ryan (Steven Spielberg)

my man

09. Mr. 3000 (Charles Stone III)

god i hope i can find the review of this

It's actually really good imo.

Ebert a couple of days ago.

mr. 3000 or armond's review of mr. 3000?

Andre 3000's review of Armond.

I don't know what he lists as his favorite films but he gave a very positive review to "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and he is not 10.

― he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:01 (56 minutes ago)

The problem with the positive review for transformers 2 is the negative review for transformers 1, which is better in all ways. I fucking love giant robots fighting, and transformers 1 is just definitively a better giant robot movie.

he genuinely loves Norbit and considers it one of the high points of African American culture.

It is. That and Arthur Lee.

And Armond White

he genuinely loves Norbit and considers it one of the high points of African American culture.

― orakle-krake (Gukbe), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 9:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Def. a low point for chinese-american culture.

Rasputia: What... the...? What just fell on my car?
Mr. Wong: Not what - who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong!

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also: the Japanese title for Norbit is "Mad Fat Wife"

You guys' obsession w/ Armond-bashing is as tiresome as your finding Christopher Nolan's blitzkriegs the most fascinating films of our time.

if only i could think of something else tiresome

Threads aren't revived because of obsessions -- it's fun!

you surely saw how he would review, let’s say, eight movies a week and every week liked probably six of them.

Yeah, I don't think so. Ebert will call shit for being shit, always has.

Whoever you read, hold them to a standard, and don’t simply enjoy a critic because they say what you want to hear. But read as many people as you care to, but ask yourself: Are they REALLY talking about what’s on the screen? Do they know the history of this form? Do they have any political awareness? Do they have any spiritual, or moral, or religious awareness even?

This from a man who loves THE CAT IN THE HAT. Has anyone else here seen THE CAT IN THE HAT?

Ebert is an intelligent, readable hack who had admitted he dumbed himself down on TV.

please, more critics with religious awareness

That's actually one of his other coherent points.

Seriously, you guys, Mr. 3000 is much better than it needs to be and I highly recommend it.

Unlike smugly cynical humanist ogres Ebert Armond White is a thoughtful, sensitive critic and the best argument for America since David Bowie's transcendent cameo in "Zoolander".

such as Ebert

d'oh

You guys' obsession w/ Armond-bashing is as tiresome as your finding Christopher Nolan's blitzkriegs the most fascinating films of our time.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

At least Armond has probably bothered to watch the movies he criticizes, I'll give him that.

zing!

i think Armond's point about review-everything mass media middlebrow film criticism in general isn't a terrible one, though it would probably be better to direct it at, say, Peter Travers. Ebert is probably one of the least offensive examples.

physician heal thyself imo

it's extremely difficult for physicians to actually heal themselves, the stethescope lead just gets twisted

physician heal thyself imo

yeah excellent point. and it doesn't help that Armond's bluster often seems borne of a persecution complex for being excluded from that particular clique.

I really don't think 'middlebrow critics' are a clique, they just appeal to the Great Unwashed rather than hang out at the malt shop together.

Matt, pay me to see all the movies, or go fuck yourself.

the stethescope lead just gets twisted

― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 10:04 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

no it doesn't

heh how did i know you'd have a second opinion on that

i dunno Morbs he has a point, I could be wrong, but from my experience, generally reviews written by people who were actually in the theatre at the exact time the film was scheduled to show tend to contain a greater level of accuracy then dart throwing by an internet troll.

ya there's just a certain ... je ne sais quoi... about having actually seen the art in question before criticizing it that elevates the writing to another level