Misread 'R232' as 'R2D2', get excited, then realise mistake. Disappointment.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
You just married the person who stole your virginity.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha otm
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
Surrounded by co-workers who just won't stop talking.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
All music perceived as Fountans Of Wayne midifile circa 1997
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
Listening to that new Paul Weller album without death coming.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
Never falling in love and instead growing old with cats.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
ilxor secretly owned by pitchfork media
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
You're actually retarded - parents have rigged your life for you.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
Words you think you say are not what everyone hears.
cesc fabregas really is going to barcelona. underpriced too, yup.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
When you masturbate it is broadcast in Time Square
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
the wire with the drug side recast as white people
^^^would get thru to a lot more ppl imo.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
― San Te, 20 July 2010 12:49 (1 hour ago)
the cumin show
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
cumin in the kitchen
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Stegosaurus sex tape
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Vietnamese Spring Roll is Naked Mole Rat, Eats Your Face
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
every thought you have, you say out loud - very loud.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
You sb'ed 1ouis jagg3r. Now his ghost haunts your dreams.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
A Whale Lands on your yacht
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
that sounds awesome!
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
Flying donkey!
― sofatruck, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
You kill famous celebrity in auto accident
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^this is a good one
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://illinoispolicy.org/uploads/media/median%20longterm%20unemployment.png
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
picture=1,000 words, disqualified
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
your tongue is worms
― stet, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
Tuomas gets own talk show
― San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
Terrifying or sublimely hilarious?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
ILM poll thread
― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
ILE food poll will be so, so much worse
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
ILTMI food poll thread
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
l0uis predicts the results of a poll
― ming mang mongrel (electricsound), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
Recurring Keebler elf molestation dream
― San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
you wake up a cockroach [on my fucking head last night, JESUS FUCK WTFFFF]
― latebloomer, Monday, July 19, 2010 3:30 AM (1 week ago)
GOD
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
so horrible. so much worse than flashlight in window.
genital larvae
― jaymc won $5800 on day 1! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
i flung it across the room and hoped that it was dead, and then heard if twitching grotesquely in the corner, so i had to turn on the light and smite it
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
it twitching*
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
There's A Wasp Inside...my sinus
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Monday, 26 July 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
Corbin Bernsen sex tape
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)
it looks at you through the door gap
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:39 (eleven years ago)
painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (eleven years ago)
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 9:16 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, July 19, 2010 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:12 (eleven years ago)
every time your child opens his mouth you hear static
― rent, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:18 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
new ilx posts become copy-and-pastes from years ago
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:16 (eleven years ago)
you wonder if you were funnier in 2010
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:18 (eleven years ago)
perpetual springsteen gig
― MaresNest, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:21 (eleven years ago)
god says kill your son
― drash, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)