xkcd vs. MATT

Studs Terkel of Fictitious Skanks

http://i37.tinypic.com/o6cvo6.gif

^ pretty lame but i give a free pass to any cartoon about puppies

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You're a little too obsessed with luna, Ethan. Its pretty creepy.

― Trayce, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Its Chaki-level ew, actually.

― Trayce, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nice try but... no.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/firefox_wicca.png
i know it would be more interesting to try and find xkcd comics that actually ARE funny but this is still.... huh

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/advanced_technology.png

like, outta sight man

is he about to vomit?

He's considering whether to retool the factory to produce theorems or colorful plastic balls.

he has no idea how humans reproduce

I'm pretty sure he thinks going all the way with a girl is performing cunnilingus for more than one hour.

all xkcds would be improved by having the main character wear a white moustache, a monocle, bedroom slippers and a tweed jacket with patches at the elbows

and adding "gadzooks!" or its equivalent before everything he says

You think Xkcd would be better as Wondermark?

http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/

^^^ truthbomb

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/02/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg

...so i'll just say this?

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6433/xkcdonwindows7gl2.jpg

http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2009/01/12/9306612.aspx

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/piano.png

Is this some sort of "girls who like small penis" fantasy dude is engaging in?

I think it's more 'girls who cannot tell lame implied fantasy world puns from reality'.

She's going to be his tiny pianist.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/20/business/media/20link.html

"The print xkcd book is not being published through a traditional company but rather by breadpig — which was created by Alexis Ohanian, one of the founders of the social-news Web site reddit. The site has sold high-concept merchandise like refrigerator magnets or T-shirts, but never a book."

=

"I've conned people into thinking I have a book deal, but really I'm on some Cafe Press ish"

that picture.

wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags
wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags
wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags
wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags
wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags

Also just to clarify with that last comic, the punchline of the joke is not "tiny pianist" but "12-inch pianist", not that it makes it forgivable

gaaaaahhh that picture

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/xkcd_arshavin.jpg

the strip’s fans, who frequently act out the concepts in the strip in real life

ok waht

It's true. I live in the same area as Randall Munroe, and apparently a few months before I moved in, some of my friends went to an xkcd flash mob. And I don't think it unlikely that all 10,000 copies of this book could sell out in the Boston area alone.

Barf

He looks like some terrible Ferris Bueller gone wrong.

;_; ;_; (xpost 2 maria)

Dear science nerd indie weenies,

Plz just fucking do drugs or something.

Thx,

Rabies

You dont wanna know how much MORE scary extreme math/coder indie weenies are when they ARE ON DRUGS. Fleeeee from this persons.

http://option4.seantevis.com/i/01.png

Now forwarded to everyone who sends me 'funny' emails. Anyone who responds positively will be permanently blocked, maybe punched irl.

New low

http://imgur.com/NNaAZ.png

Yes Randall Munroe just drew you a vagina

My Freudey-sense tells me 'tripod' isn't unintentional but I'm not sure to what it refers there.

Freaking out the establishment whilst being too much of a wimp to draw a penis.

i think the choise is more to do with how cool he is with women as sexual beings.

choise, idaho

there's one for the office fridge

ugh nerds who think they have blown the lid off all our complacent hypocrisy are the worst. no wonder he's a paultard, "why do we have to TIP people, it doesn't really have any UTILITY to me"

I think I'm more disturbed by the pseudo-anus he's drawn me.

(also I don't get it. Is there any reference being made in the being in TGI Fridays bit that adds contextual sense, or is it just a bad joke? Oh wait.)

I wonder if that "hey!" word bubble is hiding the dentition?

xkcd guy is totally a self-styled dread pirate roberts on a tandem bicycle with a crate full of intimidating sextoys powered by a hydrogen generator and i cannot stress how much it creeps me

― elmo argonaut, Friday, June 13, 2008 5:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great post