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― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ First version didn't really hit his stride until ~30 y.o., iirc.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
the suncream one actually happened to me as a child :(
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
Divorce papers reveal that teletubby suits critical to your sexual arousal.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
every time your child opens his mouth you hear static
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:18 (Yesterday)
this is beautiful
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
Your martini never arrives.
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli)
D: D: D:
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
Pulling an unsightly hair, you start to unravel.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
pulling hair from mouth, hair is 10 ft long
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving
Speaking of which, I'm semi-claustrophobic, drive a convertible in a subtropical clime and hence almost never use the A/C. I decided to recharge the R232 refrigerant two days ago, and in testing the fan an empty hornet's nest was blown from behind to almost completely block a vent. I broke it apart with a screwdriver through between the vanes, and sucked out the bits with a vacumn.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus I must be tired I read that as "drive a convertible submarine". o_0
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
That piece of popcorn: stuck between your teeth FOREVER
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
winner
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah that would blow.
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
Misread 'R232' as 'R2D2', get excited, then realise mistake. Disappointment.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
You just married the person who stole your virginity.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha otm
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
Surrounded by co-workers who just won't stop talking.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
All music perceived as Fountans Of Wayne midifile circa 1997
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
Listening to that new Paul Weller album without death coming.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
Never falling in love and instead growing old with cats.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
ilxor secretly owned by pitchfork media
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
You're actually retarded - parents have rigged your life for you.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
Words you think you say are not what everyone hears.
cesc fabregas really is going to barcelona. underpriced too, yup.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
When you masturbate it is broadcast in Time Square
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
the wire with the drug side recast as white people
^^^would get thru to a lot more ppl imo.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
― San Te, 20 July 2010 12:49 (1 hour ago)
the cumin show
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
cumin in the kitchen
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Stegosaurus sex tape
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Vietnamese Spring Roll is Naked Mole Rat, Eats Your Face
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
every thought you have, you say out loud - very loud.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
You sb'ed 1ouis jagg3r. Now his ghost haunts your dreams.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
A Whale Lands on your yacht
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
that sounds awesome!
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
Flying donkey!
― sofatruck, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
You kill famous celebrity in auto accident
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^this is a good one
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://illinoispolicy.org/uploads/media/median%20longterm%20unemployment.png
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
picture=1,000 words, disqualified
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
your tongue is worms
― stet, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
Tuomas gets own talk show
― San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
Terrifying or sublimely hilarious?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
ILM poll thread
― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
ILE food poll will be so, so much worse
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
ILTMI food poll thread
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)
l0uis predicts the results of a poll
― ming mang mongrel (electricsound), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
Recurring Keebler elf molestation dream
― San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
you wake up a cockroach [on my fucking head last night, JESUS FUCK WTFFFF]
― latebloomer, Monday, July 19, 2010 3:30 AM (1 week ago)
GOD
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
so horrible. so much worse than flashlight in window.
genital larvae
― jaymc won $5800 on day 1! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)