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RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ First version didn't really hit his stride until ~30 y.o., iirc.

Aimless, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

the suncream one actually happened to me as a child :(

head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

Divorce papers reveal that teletubby suits critical to your sexual arousal.

ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

every time your child opens his mouth you hear static

― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:18 (Yesterday)

this is beautiful

head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

Your martini never arrives.

― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli)

D: D: D:

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

Pulling an unsightly hair, you start to unravel.

ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

pulling hair from mouth, hair is 10 ft long

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving

Speaking of which, I'm semi-claustrophobic, drive a convertible in a subtropical clime and hence almost never use the A/C. I decided to recharge the R232 refrigerant two days ago, and in testing the fan an empty hornet's nest was blown from behind to almost completely block a vent. I broke it apart with a screwdriver through between the vanes, and sucked out the bits with a vacumn.

ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus I must be tired I read that as "drive a convertible submarine". o_0

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

That piece of popcorn: stuck between your teeth FOREVER

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

winner

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah that would blow.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

Misread 'R232' as 'R2D2', get excited, then realise mistake. Disappointment.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)

You just married the person who stole your virginity.

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha otm

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

Surrounded by co-workers who just won't stop talking.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

All music perceived as Fountans Of Wayne midifile circa 1997

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

Listening to that new Paul Weller album without death coming.

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

Never falling in love and instead growing old with cats.

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

ilxor secretly owned by pitchfork media

San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

You're actually retarded - parents have rigged your life for you.

grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

Words you think you say are not what everyone hears.

grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

cesc fabregas really is going to barcelona. underpriced too, yup.

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

When you masturbate it is broadcast in Time Square

San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

the wire with the drug side recast as white people

^^^would get thru to a lot more ppl imo.

one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

When you masturbate it is broadcast in Time Square

― San Te, 20 July 2010 12:49 (1 hour ago)

the cumin show

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

cumin in the kitchen

dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

Stegosaurus sex tape

San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

Vietnamese Spring Roll is Naked Mole Rat, Eats Your Face

sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

every thought you have, you say out loud - very loud.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

You sb'ed 1ouis jagg3r. Now his ghost haunts your dreams.

Aimless, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

A Whale Lands on your yacht

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

that sounds awesome!

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

Flying donkey!

sofatruck, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

You kill famous celebrity in auto accident

San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^this is a good one

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://illinoispolicy.org/uploads/media/median%20longterm%20unemployment.png

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

picture=1,000 words, disqualified

San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

your tongue is worms

stet, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

Tuomas gets own talk show

San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Terrifying or sublimely hilarious?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 July 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

ILM poll thread

FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

ILE food poll will be so, so much worse

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

ILTMI food poll thread

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

l0uis predicts the results of a poll

ming mang mongrel (electricsound), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Recurring Keebler elf molestation dream

San Te, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

you wake up a cockroach [on my fucking head last night, JESUS FUCK WTFFFF]

― latebloomer, Monday, July 19, 2010 3:30 AM (1 week ago)

GOD

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

so horrible. so much worse than flashlight in window.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 26 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

genital larvae

jaymc won $5800 on day 1! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)


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