human species devolves to communication consisting entirely of emoticons
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
forced to drink decaf
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
this thread never dies
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
strapped to cell phone tower, devoured by ravenous teletubbies
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
other ppl have opinions
― an0n (Lamp), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
eaten alive by teletubbies; your evisceration broadcast on their stomachs
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone you meet talks and reasons like "The Room" characters
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
there are a surprising number of unintentionally terrifying scenarios as thread titles under site new answers right now:
This is the thread where I try and summarise Cerebus English accents What’s kicking your ass right now, ILC-er?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.
― Aimless, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:50 PM
Your martini never arrives.
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Going To Law School
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
toad that grows babies in holes in its skin
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
baby that grows toads in holes in its skin
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
skin that grows babies in toads in its holes
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
Happy 120th birthday President Limbaugh!
― Where Time Becomes A Loop, Where Time Becomes Aloof (EDB), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
Happy 124th birthday Supreme World Overlord Limbaugh!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
Trapeze artists walk on high wire above boiling mayonnaise.
― banjoboy, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
You were supposed to be Christ
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
According to Jim lasted eight seasons.
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
XD
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ First version didn't really hit his stride until ~30 y.o., iirc.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
the suncream one actually happened to me as a child :(
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
Divorce papers reveal that teletubby suits critical to your sexual arousal.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
every time your child opens his mouth you hear static
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:18 (Yesterday)
this is beautiful
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli)
D: D: D:
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
Pulling an unsightly hair, you start to unravel.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
pulling hair from mouth, hair is 10 ft long
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving
Speaking of which, I'm semi-claustrophobic, drive a convertible in a subtropical clime and hence almost never use the A/C. I decided to recharge the R232 refrigerant two days ago, and in testing the fan an empty hornet's nest was blown from behind to almost completely block a vent. I broke it apart with a screwdriver through between the vanes, and sucked out the bits with a vacumn.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus I must be tired I read that as "drive a convertible submarine". o_0
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
That piece of popcorn: stuck between your teeth FOREVER
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
winner
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah that would blow.
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)
Misread 'R232' as 'R2D2', get excited, then realise mistake. Disappointment.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
You just married the person who stole your virginity.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha otm
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
Surrounded by co-workers who just won't stop talking.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
All music perceived as Fountans Of Wayne midifile circa 1997
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
Listening to that new Paul Weller album without death coming.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)
Never falling in love and instead growing old with cats.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
ilxor secretly owned by pitchfork media
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:28 (fifteen years ago)
You're actually retarded - parents have rigged your life for you.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
Words you think you say are not what everyone hears.
cesc fabregas really is going to barcelona. underpriced too, yup.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
When you masturbate it is broadcast in Time Square
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)
the wire with the drug side recast as white people
^^^would get thru to a lot more ppl imo.
― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)
― San Te, 20 July 2010 12:49 (1 hour ago)
the cumin show
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
cumin in the kitchen
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
Stegosaurus sex tape
― San Te, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Vietnamese Spring Roll is Naked Mole Rat, Eats Your Face
― sarahel, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
every thought you have, you say out loud - very loud.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)