Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

best thing Richard Roeper ever wrote, now applicable to LiLo:
With her fake eyelashes, her aggressive lipstick, her big hair, and her curvy figure, Hilary Duff from certain angles looks as if she's 30. And divorced. And wondering if you're going to buy her a drink.

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?

i've noticed this for some time. i don't know exactly, but i always thought it was the way she tanned.

I thought it was just too much blush.

She has excellent tits!

her vanity fair issue a few years back was so much better than these

God, lol at men. "Why is her face darker on her cheeks and then lighter towards her jaw?!" Bitch is wearing blush, you tards!

no dude it's like right above her lip!! blush shouldn't look like a mustache

the vanity fair spread was better.

if it is blush she really needs to stop wearing it this way:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/91844173.jpg

On her upper lip? Yeah. With spandex pants? Yeah.

Ok, that is different. And possible cancerous. Or to do with bleaching out your moustache wrong.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sun-damage/SN00021/RETURNTOOBJID=9DE6F55B-2A5D-9994-E146B034251868BB&RETURNTOLINK=1&slide=1

seriously if you get electrolysis done wrong doesnt it like bleach your skin or something?

yea i think it is something about bleaching it out wrong. i've seen it on some other girls too. i wanna say eva longoria sometimes.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_ring.jpg

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_hands.jpg

I mean, is that fake tan on her fingers, or a melasma?

max and Surmounter coming with the beauty tips

old lady hands

i don't know how i feel about that ring

LOL

One for my homie:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041020/041020_pop_lohan_vmed.widec.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/lindsay_lohan_knife_party_neck_01.jpg

http://www.kleiner-hexenladen.de/assets/images/nazgul9.jpg

I really think she's just being lackadaisical with the fake tan, even on her face.

Sheesh to her right leg here:

http://specialcomment.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lilo.jpg

Difference in face and rest of body here:

http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/Lindsay_spandex1.jpg

is she self-self-tanning? i mean, doesn't she have people to spray it on properly for her?

actually looks like an alien in that last pic

is she self-self-tanning? i mean, doesn't she have people to spray it on properly for her?

It really doesn't look like it, but that's definitely fake tan (possibly bronzer I guess, in that last case), and it's definitely done badly.

"But" shouldn't be in that sentence, sorry.

eww. she needs to just go a little paler and red-haired again. i miss that :(

i know, she really brings out the mom in me. such a pretty face, young lady, if you'd only lay off the self-tanner and buy a pair of pants!

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_lohan_mean_girls_070118_ssv.jpg

i really wish people would get over "bronzer" already

i miss u so much cuet lohan

i have moved onto ur goth friend from mean girls who was cute in cloverfield

http://photos.shebloggedbynight.com/images/A_3/5/2/2/12253/j0gs0rec.jpg

surprisingly unappealing

God, he's so great-looking.

For fucking real.

starting to look more like joey heatherton
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From the neck down they're pretty identical.

Boob liver spots!!!

she has a cute belly button

Come on now, she's gorgeous, though I'm a breast man.

LA Times: "Lindsay Lohan: you're no Marilyn Monroe" (well boo hoo)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2008/02/lindsay-lohan-y.html

she looks pretty terrible imo

Between this and the ScaJo thread, I've now seen two sets of starlet nipples that I hadn't seen before. Good work ilx!

she looks pretty terrible imo

-- omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 16:53 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Seriously, this.

it's her narrow little girl hips that make her look like she's playing dress-up imo

er...ScaJo thread?

the juxtaposition between the girlish body and the prematurely aged head is rather freaky.

rlett hannson (xpost)