Noncanonical Twilight movies hit theatre twice per month
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
your changes in mood magnified 100x in everyone around you
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
you mother knows EVERYTHING.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
youve got the dj slot at steven gerrard's birthday party
― Michael B, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
ILX server is hacked and ungoogleproofed for world to see
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
facebook knows, everyone know, they just know
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
(ty jhoshea!)
entire world is urbanized
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
white christian nationalists have correct understanding of history, science, humanity
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
it's not wine, it's lukewarm backwash
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
BEARS
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
Evidence suggests Alicia Keys is a woman with feelings
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
guesspapers of physics class lX. lots of them. all unsolved.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
:D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
a blinding flash - you turn, and lo - a mushroom cloud
tbh I like this better the way I just misread it:
a blinding flash - you turn, and lol - a mushroom cloud
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
(my sincerest apologies to the survivors of the Bikini Atoll attacks & the families of the victims)
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
"HAHA oh those fucken guys and their apocalypse!"
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
Forced to live in Gants Hill by tazer wielding badgers.
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)
all livestock dead - bugs are our new main food source.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
no1 will stfu about inception until u die
― Lamp, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
^ this kind of text-type becomes the new English standard
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
human species devolves to communication consisting entirely of emoticons
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
forced to drink decaf
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
this thread never dies
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
strapped to cell phone tower, devoured by ravenous teletubbies
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
other ppl have opinions
― an0n (Lamp), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
eaten alive by teletubbies; your evisceration broadcast on their stomachs
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone you meet talks and reasons like "The Room" characters
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
there are a surprising number of unintentionally terrifying scenarios as thread titles under site new answers right now:
This is the thread where I try and summarise Cerebus English accents What’s kicking your ass right now, ILC-er?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.
― Aimless, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:50 PM
Your martini never arrives.
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Going To Law School
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
toad that grows babies in holes in its skin
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
baby that grows toads in holes in its skin
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
skin that grows babies in toads in its holes
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
Happy 120th birthday President Limbaugh!
― Where Time Becomes A Loop, Where Time Becomes Aloof (EDB), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
Happy 124th birthday Supreme World Overlord Limbaugh!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
Trapeze artists walk on high wire above boiling mayonnaise.
― banjoboy, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)
You were supposed to be Christ
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
According to Jim lasted eight seasons.
― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
XD
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ First version didn't really hit his stride until ~30 y.o., iirc.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
the suncream one actually happened to me as a child :(
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
Divorce papers reveal that teletubby suits critical to your sexual arousal.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
every time your child opens his mouth you hear static
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:18 (Yesterday)
this is beautiful
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli)
D: D: D:
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
Pulling an unsightly hair, you start to unravel.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
pulling hair from mouth, hair is 10 ft long
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving
Speaking of which, I'm semi-claustrophobic, drive a convertible in a subtropical clime and hence almost never use the A/C. I decided to recharge the R232 refrigerant two days ago, and in testing the fan an empty hornet's nest was blown from behind to almost completely block a vent. I broke it apart with a screwdriver through between the vanes, and sucked out the bits with a vacumn.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus I must be tired I read that as "drive a convertible submarine". o_0
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)