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― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
sleepwalking: kill family, film it, mail to police
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
Geir Hongro joins Wu-Tang as "Geirface Niggah"
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
a blinding flash - you turn, and lo - a mushroom cloud
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
Shark attack. But you're still alive as you are swallowed.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Solving Black Dahlia murder but dying before reporting findings
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
You cover your face, but they bite your hands instead
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
The first stone just misses, but they have many more
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Bearsharktopus feeding frenzy
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Night. Upstairs. In Bed. Tap tap tap on your window.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
As the knife is unsheathed, you realise you've been tricked
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
wake up, vague awful feeling, remember it wasn't a dream
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
someone finds you randomly on a list, determines you die
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
A spacewalk gores wrong. You drift away into the blackness.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
doctor giggles, calls over cute nurse: "look at this!!"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
A brown envelope through the door. Sender : "HMRC Investigation Dept."
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
goths get their wish and the sun disappears
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
(ty abbott)
president palin
― iatee, Sunday, July 18, 2010 7:08 PM
Someone beat me to it.
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
Noncanonical Twilight movies hit theatre twice per month
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
your changes in mood magnified 100x in everyone around you
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
you mother knows EVERYTHING.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
youve got the dj slot at steven gerrard's birthday party
― Michael B, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
ILX server is hacked and ungoogleproofed for world to see
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
facebook knows, everyone know, they just know
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
(ty jhoshea!)
entire world is urbanized
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
white christian nationalists have correct understanding of history, science, humanity
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
it's not wine, it's lukewarm backwash
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
BEARS
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
Evidence suggests Alicia Keys is a woman with feelings
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
guesspapers of physics class lX. lots of them. all unsolved.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
:D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
tbh I like this better the way I just misread it:
a blinding flash - you turn, and lol - a mushroom cloud
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
(my sincerest apologies to the survivors of the Bikini Atoll attacks & the families of the victims)
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
"HAHA oh those fucken guys and their apocalypse!"
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
Forced to live in Gants Hill by tazer wielding badgers.
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)
all livestock dead - bugs are our new main food source.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
no1 will stfu about inception until u die
― Lamp, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
^ this kind of text-type becomes the new English standard
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
human species devolves to communication consisting entirely of emoticons
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
forced to drink decaf
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
this thread never dies
― dyao, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
strapped to cell phone tower, devoured by ravenous teletubbies
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
other ppl have opinions
― an0n (Lamp), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
eaten alive by teletubbies; your evisceration broadcast on their stomachs
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone you meet talks and reasons like "The Room" characters
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
there are a surprising number of unintentionally terrifying scenarios as thread titles under site new answers right now:
This is the thread where I try and summarise Cerebus English accents What’s kicking your ass right now, ILC-er?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.
― Aimless, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:50 PM
Your martini never arrives.
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Going To Law School
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)