science proves that music is stupid
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
science proves that thinking is stupid
2 out of 3 is retroactively deemed "bad"
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Blackmailed into travelling back in time and shooting JFK
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
Abandoned house in country. Accident. Spurting marrow. Maybe some bats.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
banned by God from earth for spamming
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
everyone can hear your thoughts. no matter how far away.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
in large hall or church; ceiling falls down towards you
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
reading phrase 'spurting marrow'
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
mom has no recollection of you, go away (totally creeped out by this in "It's a Wonderful Life" as a kid)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
^guess i didn't invent that then huh
@ 1:54
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
lost in desert, swollen cracking tongue, choking on thick mucus.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
chatting with gorgeous girl, forget all English words except "poop".
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
Others claim a friend or loved one seemingly never existed.
Friends or loved ones claim your moustache seemingly never existed
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Suddenly, all forms of light make you cripplingly ill.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
End of world: Mormons got it right all along
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
no more curry :(
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
You wake to find right eyeball dangling on your cheek.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
2012: first Tea Party president. 2016: first Scientologist president.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
you find your best friend with their face sheared off
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
D:
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
sleepwalking: kill family, film it, mail to police
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
Geir Hongro joins Wu-Tang as "Geirface Niggah"
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
a blinding flash - you turn, and lo - a mushroom cloud
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
Shark attack. But you're still alive as you are swallowed.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Solving Black Dahlia murder but dying before reporting findings
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
You cover your face, but they bite your hands instead
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
The first stone just misses, but they have many more
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Bearsharktopus feeding frenzy
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Night. Upstairs. In Bed. Tap tap tap on your window.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
As the knife is unsheathed, you realise you've been tricked
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
wake up, vague awful feeling, remember it wasn't a dream
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
someone finds you randomly on a list, determines you die
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
A spacewalk gores wrong. You drift away into the blackness.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
doctor giggles, calls over cute nurse: "look at this!!"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
A brown envelope through the door. Sender : "HMRC Investigation Dept."
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
goths get their wish and the sun disappears
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
(ty abbott)
president palin
― iatee, Sunday, July 18, 2010 7:08 PM
Someone beat me to it.
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
Noncanonical Twilight movies hit theatre twice per month
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
your changes in mood magnified 100x in everyone around you
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
you mother knows EVERYTHING.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
youve got the dj slot at steven gerrard's birthday party
― Michael B, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
ILX server is hacked and ungoogleproofed for world to see
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
facebook knows, everyone know, they just know
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
(ty jhoshea!)
entire world is urbanized
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
white christian nationalists have correct understanding of history, science, humanity
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
it's not wine, it's lukewarm backwash
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)