Time stops a nanosecond before you reach orgasm
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
xp people will do anything to stop you doing an encore...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
xp That sounds ok by me. That's always my favorite nanosecond, anyway.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
but for ETERNITY?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
rolled down a mountain swaddled in fiberglass insulation and vinegar
― ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
Finding out your anus contains the meaning of life
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
Jeph Loeb, head of Marvel Comics' television and video entertainment division.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
spend the rest of your life high on lsd.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
wear awesome hat to party, everyone makes fun of you
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
xp http://groupieblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/syd_barrett.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
a butt farting onto a human face, forever
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
wake up to find Elijah Wood giving you bj
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
lack balls to wear awesome hat, regret it forever
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
Ankle handcuffed to drain at the bottom of the pool.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Diagnosed schizophrenic. Voices in your head insist you are sane.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Others claim a friend or loved one seemingly never existed.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Your worst year of secondary school/high school, repeated over and over
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
eat radioactive hotdog, become 8-foot superhero named HotDog Man
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
Buried alive.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
science proves that music is stupid
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
science proves that thinking is stupid
2 out of 3 is retroactively deemed "bad"
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Blackmailed into travelling back in time and shooting JFK
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
Abandoned house in country. Accident. Spurting marrow. Maybe some bats.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
banned by God from earth for spamming
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
everyone can hear your thoughts. no matter how far away.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
in large hall or church; ceiling falls down towards you
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
reading phrase 'spurting marrow'
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
mom has no recollection of you, go away (totally creeped out by this in "It's a Wonderful Life" as a kid)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
^guess i didn't invent that then huh
@ 1:54
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
lost in desert, swollen cracking tongue, choking on thick mucus.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
chatting with gorgeous girl, forget all English words except "poop".
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)
Friends or loved ones claim your moustache seemingly never existed
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Suddenly, all forms of light make you cripplingly ill.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
End of world: Mormons got it right all along
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
no more curry :(
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
You wake to find right eyeball dangling on your cheek.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
2012: first Tea Party president. 2016: first Scientologist president.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
you find your best friend with their face sheared off
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
D:
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
sleepwalking: kill family, film it, mail to police
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
Geir Hongro joins Wu-Tang as "Geirface Niggah"
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
a blinding flash - you turn, and lo - a mushroom cloud
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
Shark attack. But you're still alive as you are swallowed.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Solving Black Dahlia murder but dying before reporting findings
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
You cover your face, but they bite your hands instead
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
The first stone just misses, but they have many more
― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Bearsharktopus feeding frenzy
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Night. Upstairs. In Bed. Tap tap tap on your window.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)