Endlessly decaying, never dying.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Sneezing up a lung. At work.
but get to go home! :D
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
canot stop itching
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
anal reflux
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
Ears cease hearing everything except the word "omnibus" for eternity
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
I think gravity and physiology combine to disallow anal reflux.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
xp Unless we're talking about some kind of low-pressure butt suck.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
Megan Fox accepts sex invite, find weiner between legs
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
xp England football team to thread...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
You drank too much at the party. Now you're dying.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
read that as "dyking"
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
didn't really sound so bad tbh
alien overlords' plan: humans make great buttplugs
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
Challenge Jesus Christ to kung fu match. Lose.
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
mom has confession: dick cheney is your biological father
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
Choked yourself in a closet and yanked it. You're dead.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
high-pressure butt-suck
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
(These are like the opposite of haiku.)
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
hoover end fitting removed, tube placed over eyeball, switch flicked
Time stops a nanosecond before you reach orgasm
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
xp people will do anything to stop you doing an encore...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
xp That sounds ok by me. That's always my favorite nanosecond, anyway.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
but for ETERNITY?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
rolled down a mountain swaddled in fiberglass insulation and vinegar
― ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
Finding out your anus contains the meaning of life
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
Jeph Loeb, head of Marvel Comics' television and video entertainment division.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
spend the rest of your life high on lsd.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
wear awesome hat to party, everyone makes fun of you
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
xp http://groupieblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/syd_barrett.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
a butt farting onto a human face, forever
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
wake up to find Elijah Wood giving you bj
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
lack balls to wear awesome hat, regret it forever
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
Ankle handcuffed to drain at the bottom of the pool.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Diagnosed schizophrenic. Voices in your head insist you are sane.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Others claim a friend or loved one seemingly never existed.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
Your worst year of secondary school/high school, repeated over and over
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
eat radioactive hotdog, become 8-foot superhero named HotDog Man
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
Buried alive.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
science proves that music is stupid
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
science proves that thinking is stupid
2 out of 3 is retroactively deemed "bad"
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Blackmailed into travelling back in time and shooting JFK
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
Abandoned house in country. Accident. Spurting marrow. Maybe some bats.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
banned by God from earth for spamming
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
everyone can hear your thoughts. no matter how far away.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
in large hall or church; ceiling falls down towards you
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
reading phrase 'spurting marrow'
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
mom has no recollection of you, go away (totally creeped out by this in "It's a Wonderful Life" as a kid)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)