invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

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All humor reduced to fart and defecation jokes.

Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

You don't have to invent that as a scenario, in many ways it's already happened!

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Lorne Michaels becomes President?

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

All humor reduced to fart and defecation jokes.

thank fuck someone posted this

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

humor snobs ruin glorious fart and defecation thread

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

fran drescher tinnitus

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

billy joel's "greatest hits" on endless loop.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ was once on hold to Dell tech support and heard The Corrs' Greatest Hits all the way through.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

Government mandates State of Union address delivered by DJ Khaled

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

entertaining thread ruined by pointless critique

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

THE HORROR

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

can only fall asleep after sucking on wolverine's teat

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

stuck in a tornado forever

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

sounds fun

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

stuck in a room with crazy tornado guy

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/taz-tornado-187x300.jpg

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

likes to fart, is crazy

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

cannot stop farting.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

cannot stop HICCUPPING

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

Endlessly decaying, never dying.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

Sneezing up a lung. At work.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

but get to go home! :D

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

canot stop itching

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

anal reflux

HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

Ears cease hearing everything except the word "omnibus" for eternity

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

I think gravity and physiology combine to disallow anal reflux.

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

xp Unless we're talking about some kind of low-pressure butt suck.

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

Megan Fox accepts sex invite, find weiner between legs

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

xp England football team to thread...

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

You drank too much at the party. Now you're dying.

grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

read that as "dyking"

ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

didn't really sound so bad tbh

ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

alien overlords' plan: humans make great buttplugs

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

Challenge Jesus Christ to kung fu match. Lose.

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

mom has confession: dick cheney is your biological father

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Choked yourself in a closet and yanked it. You're dead.

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

high-pressure butt-suck

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

(These are like the opposite of haiku.)

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

hoover end fitting removed, tube placed over eyeball, switch flicked

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

Time stops a nanosecond before you reach orgasm

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

xp people will do anything to stop you doing an encore...

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

xp That sounds ok by me. That's always my favorite nanosecond, anyway.

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

but for ETERNITY?

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

rolled down a mountain swaddled in fiberglass insulation and vinegar

ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

Finding out your anus contains the meaning of life

San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

Jeph Loeb, head of Marvel Comics' television and video entertainment division.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

spend the rest of your life high on lsd.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

wear awesome hat to party, everyone makes fun of you

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

xp http://groupieblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/syd_barrett.jpg

kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)


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