R0nald McD0nald turns out to be a serial killer.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
razorblade sandwich
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
^http://zocalo.laneta.apc.org/img_uploads/1bbff2d54340c81debe25b5918ff9be0/WEB_JOHN_WAYNE_GACY__WWW_ROTTEN_COM.jpg
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
uh xp
Science reveals world created by fart, theory renamed "Big Stink"
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
Olfactory malfunction: everything smells like farts forever.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
every fart spawns innumerable micro-dimensional universes
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
farty fart farts fart fartariffic fartocalypses
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
All humor reduced to fart and defecation jokes.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
You don't have to invent that as a scenario, in many ways it's already happened!
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Lorne Michaels becomes President?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
thank fuck someone posted this
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
humor snobs ruin glorious fart and defecation thread
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
fran drescher tinnitus
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
billy joel's "greatest hits" on endless loop.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ was once on hold to Dell tech support and heard The Corrs' Greatest Hits all the way through.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
Government mandates State of Union address delivered by DJ Khaled
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
entertaining thread ruined by pointless critique
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
THE HORROR
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
can only fall asleep after sucking on wolverine's teat
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
stuck in a tornado forever
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
sounds fun
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
stuck in a room with crazy tornado guy
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/taz-tornado-187x300.jpg
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
likes to fart, is crazy
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
cannot stop farting.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
cannot stop HICCUPPING
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Endlessly decaying, never dying.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
Sneezing up a lung. At work.
but get to go home! :D
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
canot stop itching
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
anal reflux
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
Ears cease hearing everything except the word "omnibus" for eternity
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
I think gravity and physiology combine to disallow anal reflux.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
xp Unless we're talking about some kind of low-pressure butt suck.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
Megan Fox accepts sex invite, find weiner between legs
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
xp England football team to thread...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
You drank too much at the party. Now you're dying.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
read that as "dyking"
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
didn't really sound so bad tbh
alien overlords' plan: humans make great buttplugs
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
Challenge Jesus Christ to kung fu match. Lose.
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
mom has confession: dick cheney is your biological father
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
Choked yourself in a closet and yanked it. You're dead.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
high-pressure butt-suck
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
(These are like the opposite of haiku.)
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
hoover end fitting removed, tube placed over eyeball, switch flicked
Time stops a nanosecond before you reach orgasm
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
xp people will do anything to stop you doing an encore...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)