sex disallowed until after first showering in bacon grease
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
sounds good actually
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
i've heard of food fetishes but yeesh!
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
urinary meatus avulsion
I have a story about this. looked just like a hotdog in a microwave.
― kate78, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
One post to ILX makes everyone think you're totally weird.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ scenario or statement of fact?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
gah
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
xp fact - art imitating life
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
two maracas. one is sentient. ¡rumba samba mambo! :(((((((((((
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Stuck on packed bus with wasp buzzing around inside.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
stuck inside Virtual Reality game featuring simulated pig wrangling
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone around you in restaurant becomes suddenly and violently ill.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
drowning for eternity but never dying.
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
Fishhook in the gums/anus.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
You wake up unable to read, can't learn again.
― ledge, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think a gums/anus combo is nightmare enough without having to add a fishhook into the mix.
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
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fact, but here it is as scenario:urinary meatus avulsion: looks like a hotdog in a microwave.
― kate78, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
burgerpipe sales fall again
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
Penis fails to plump when cooked, instead busts a seam.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
10 years later, nothing has changed.
― hey it's (jel --), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
you created a character, and lost yourself
― hey it's (jel --), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
format c: <enter>
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
M. Night Shalayaman Film Festival
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
nipples chained up to pair of hawks
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
All master tapes lost worldwide except Johnny Hates Jazz
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Bagpipe ambush
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
love is not enough :(
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
skyjumping with gastric distress
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
leading to diarrhea rainstorm
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
jump out of plane, p.i.p.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
wet fart. turd came out? no, all intestines did.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
surgeon mistakenly transplants cheeseburger instead of heart in patient
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
R0nald McD0nald turns out to be a serial killer.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
razorblade sandwich
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
^http://zocalo.laneta.apc.org/img_uploads/1bbff2d54340c81debe25b5918ff9be0/WEB_JOHN_WAYNE_GACY__WWW_ROTTEN_COM.jpg
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
uh xp
Science reveals world created by fart, theory renamed "Big Stink"
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
Olfactory malfunction: everything smells like farts forever.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
every fart spawns innumerable micro-dimensional universes
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
farty fart farts fart fartariffic fartocalypses
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)
All humor reduced to fart and defecation jokes.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
You don't have to invent that as a scenario, in many ways it's already happened!
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Lorne Michaels becomes President?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
thank fuck someone posted this
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
humor snobs ruin glorious fart and defecation thread
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
fran drescher tinnitus
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
billy joel's "greatest hits" on endless loop.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ was once on hold to Dell tech support and heard The Corrs' Greatest Hits all the way through.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
Government mandates State of Union address delivered by DJ Khaled
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
entertaining thread ruined by pointless critique
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)