ROW playin catch-up imo
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Your laptop and phone cameras are always on, transmitting
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
Reveal paranoia on ILX scenario thread, your post kills thread
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
Coworker turns to read your screen during ILX post composition
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
Sitting on the beach, ant crawls inside your urethra.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
your colon is rerouted to your urethra
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
midway through sex, your penis starts hemorrhaging huge bloody globs
― ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
Meaningless existence. Oh shit.
― emil.y, Monday, 19 July 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)
Cockroach crawling behind your eyeball.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
while jogging your heart suddenly starts to beat extremely fast
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
nah that's normal
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
lol beginner
"diarrhea rainstorm" is still the winner, I think
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
The year 2525, Kid Rock, Jr., top ten Billboard smash.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
You get fired, then someone cuts your hands off.
― Quantic Dream, So Hard To Beat (Will M.), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
xxpost
http://www.mattjohnstone.co.uk/IMAGES/image_wmptm_10_poo_nami_01.jpg
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
urinary meatus avulsion
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:20 (5 minutes ago)
Was a LOL moment for me.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
Forced to live inside pores of Amy Winehouse's skin
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
xp Also would be a good title for an N-Dubz style pop song.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
Your sense of humor fails spectacularly on ILX, offending someone.
Hey, I didn't say I was offended. I just said it was low.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
sex disallowed until after first showering in bacon grease
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
sounds good actually
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
i've heard of food fetishes but yeesh!
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
I have a story about this. looked just like a hotdog in a microwave.
― kate78, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
One post to ILX makes everyone think you're totally weird.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ scenario or statement of fact?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
gah
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
xp fact - art imitating life
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
two maracas. one is sentient. ¡rumba samba mambo! :(((((((((((
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Stuck on packed bus with wasp buzzing around inside.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
stuck inside Virtual Reality game featuring simulated pig wrangling
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone around you in restaurant becomes suddenly and violently ill.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
drowning for eternity but never dying.
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
Fishhook in the gums/anus.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
You wake up unable to read, can't learn again.
― ledge, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think a gums/anus combo is nightmare enough without having to add a fishhook into the mix.
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
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fact, but here it is as scenario:urinary meatus avulsion: looks like a hotdog in a microwave.
― kate78, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
burgerpipe sales fall again
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
Penis fails to plump when cooked, instead busts a seam.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
10 years later, nothing has changed.
― hey it's (jel --), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
you created a character, and lost yourself
― hey it's (jel --), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
format c: <enter>
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
M. Night Shalayaman Film Festival
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
nipples chained up to pair of hawks
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
All master tapes lost worldwide except Johnny Hates Jazz
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Bagpipe ambush
― disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
love is not enough :(
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
skyjumping with gastric distress
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
leading to diarrhea rainstorm
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)