they make a movie about your life, cast rodney dangerfield in lead role.
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
He's dead.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
is that better or worse iyo?
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
ILX The Movie! Brad Pitt plays Tuomas, Danny DeVito you.
Xposts: lol
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
Even Peter Travers called the performance "stiff and lifeless".
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:00 (fifteen years ago)
redundancy packages include mansions, limos- they're keeping you on
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:14 (fifteen years ago)
Someone invents a horribly tacky product and names it (YourFirstName).
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
E.g. "Here's a brochure for our new Kenan line of sex toys for pets"
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
Oh that was low.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
Low but terrifying!
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
Sorry though.
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)
Your sense of humor fails spectacularly on ILX, offending someone.
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:05 (fifteen years ago)
:-(
after 10 years and countless posts, kenan draws the line!
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)
super gonzo close-up porn orgy pulls back to reveal your mom
― ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
Lying in bed, hearing a door in your home opening.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
that just happened here OMG oh wait there are two other people in the house already
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)
Mother, staff exhausted. Bloody bawling newborns keep emerging.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
worlds average penis size increases by 5 inches; yours doesn't
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)
ROW playin catch-up imo
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)
Your laptop and phone cameras are always on, transmitting
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
Reveal paranoia on ILX scenario thread, your post kills thread
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
Coworker turns to read your screen during ILX post composition
― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
Sitting on the beach, ant crawls inside your urethra.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)
your colon is rerouted to your urethra
― dyao, Monday, 19 July 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
midway through sex, your penis starts hemorrhaging huge bloody globs
― ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 19 July 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
Meaningless existence. Oh shit.
― emil.y, Monday, 19 July 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)
Cockroach crawling behind your eyeball.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
while jogging your heart suddenly starts to beat extremely fast
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
nah that's normal
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)
lol beginner
"diarrhea rainstorm" is still the winner, I think
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
The year 2525, Kid Rock, Jr., top ten Billboard smash.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)
You get fired, then someone cuts your hands off.
― Quantic Dream, So Hard To Beat (Will M.), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
xxpost
http://www.mattjohnstone.co.uk/IMAGES/image_wmptm_10_poo_nami_01.jpg
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
urinary meatus avulsion
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 15:20 (5 minutes ago)
Was a LOL moment for me.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
Forced to live inside pores of Amy Winehouse's skin
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
xp Also would be a good title for an N-Dubz style pop song.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
Hey, I didn't say I was offended. I just said it was low.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
sex disallowed until after first showering in bacon grease
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
sounds good actually
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
i've heard of food fetishes but yeesh!
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
I have a story about this. looked just like a hotdog in a microwave.
― kate78, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
One post to ILX makes everyone think you're totally weird.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ scenario or statement of fact?
― San Te, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
gah
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
xp fact - art imitating life
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
two maracas. one is sentient. ¡rumba samba mambo! :(((((((((((
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
Stuck on packed bus with wasp buzzing around inside.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)