all the world leaders have been planning a big war
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)
you die and meet god, god is a parrot head
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)
gravity ceases to exist
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:44 (fifteen years ago)
you murder your father and marry your mother
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:45 (fifteen years ago)
you are now breathing manually
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:46 (fifteen years ago)
leprosy epidemic
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)
upside-down until you die
xp second one, duh
"There are other intelligent life forms out there but the gulfs are too vast to ever be crossed" is one of the most depressing scenarios imo.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:31 (Yesterday)
Most depressing of all: "There are other intelligent life forms out there, they have the technology to cross the vast gulfs of space, BUT they aren't interested n us at all and leave us alone."
Actually I pinched that from Arthur C. Clarke: "why have we not already received visitors from older civilisations? (...) (2) We are so unintelligent that no-one is interested in visiting us."
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)
Banquet celebrating LJ's book "Cooking with Broken Glass and Wasps"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
LOL I read that as "Basquiat celebrating LJ's book 'Cooking with Broken Glass and Wasps'"
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:52 (fifteen years ago)
mouth and nose sealed; must puncture own throat to survive
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
nipples glass, pants broken, soul music.Falling floor. wrap underneath,
― making posts (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
You can't get your ski boots off. EVER.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
waking up late for work...penis tattoo on your forehead
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
man is a parasite, and the host is dying
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
the host is pat sajak
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
Selfridges will launch it's Christmas season on 2nd August
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
nobody will ever love you as much as that one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
― Three Word Username, Monday, July 19, 2010 7:55 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
people always say they wanna die with their boots on...
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (10 minutes ago)
shudder
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
sitting in aeroplane, you see a crack develop on wing
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
sitting in toilet, you see a crack develop on wang
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
Time traveller stops your parents from ever meeting.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
acoleuthic has some good ones. this should be turned into a poll!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
Santa Claus does not exist.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)
whoops, should read:
Santa Claus does not exist, it's really your parents/guardian.
Santa Claus exists. you've just backed over him.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)
Can't concentrate for longer than it takes to post zing.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)
complete power-failure in a crowded metro station
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:43 (fifteen years ago)
nah everyone would just get out their mobiles
― ledge, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:46 (fifteen years ago)
No mouth, must scream
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
No anus, must excrete
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
Asshole sewn shut, keep being fed and fed and fed
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
End segment of Human Centipede, no anus.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:40 (fifteen years ago)
Forced by drug to associate everything you love with illness
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
(I'm not really inventing much here, though.)
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:43 (fifteen years ago)
Werner Herzog warns: never listen to tape of parents fucking.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
all movies are lost bar the matrix sequels
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
Someone steals your scenario here, makes blockbuster. You get $0.
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
they make a movie about your life, cast rodney dangerfield in lead role.
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
He's dead.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
is that better or worse iyo?
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
ILX The Movie! Brad Pitt plays Tuomas, Danny DeVito you.
Xposts: lol
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
Even Peter Travers called the performance "stiff and lifeless".
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:00 (fifteen years ago)
redundancy packages include mansions, limos- they're keeping you on
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:14 (fifteen years ago)
Someone invents a horribly tacky product and names it (YourFirstName).
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
E.g. "Here's a brochure for our new Kenan line of sex toys for pets"
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
Oh that was low.
― kenan, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
Low but terrifying!
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)