husband just wants four walls and adobe slabs for you.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
"Man I found this creepy old doll on the beach!"
― Darramouss, Monday, 19 July 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
"Dude that's Maddie McCann."
2 users online: you and tuomas. popular poster is SB'd
― the burn & shipley (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 July 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
In Soviet Russia. Party finds you.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)
Awake stapled to the ceiling.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
first sexy time with soul mate, remove her pants, AnCo tattoo
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
notice friends all look at you funny, you're insane
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 July 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
You're at work, tired from posting terrifying scenarios.
― StanM, Monday, 19 July 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
the Bible turns out to be true
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)
your balls are alive and hate each other
XD
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)
you wake up a cockroach
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:30 (fifteen years ago)
you wake up as leif garret
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)
fingers in your food
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
it becomes impossible to find meaning or joy in life
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:35 (fifteen years ago)
you get framed for killing your wife
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:36 (fifteen years ago)
your belly is open, you are paralysed, you hear rats
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
you wake up as a crayon in a kindergarten classroom
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:38 (fifteen years ago)
your field of vision narrows by 2% every day
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)
shoved head first into a vat of cockroaches, naked
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)
all the world leaders have been planning a big war
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)
you die and meet god, god is a parrot head
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)
gravity ceases to exist
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:44 (fifteen years ago)
you murder your father and marry your mother
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:45 (fifteen years ago)
you are now breathing manually
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:46 (fifteen years ago)
leprosy epidemic
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)
upside-down until you die
xp second one, duh
"There are other intelligent life forms out there but the gulfs are too vast to ever be crossed" is one of the most depressing scenarios imo.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:31 (Yesterday)
Most depressing of all: "There are other intelligent life forms out there, they have the technology to cross the vast gulfs of space, BUT they aren't interested n us at all and leave us alone."
Actually I pinched that from Arthur C. Clarke: "why have we not already received visitors from older civilisations? (...) (2) We are so unintelligent that no-one is interested in visiting us."
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)
Banquet celebrating LJ's book "Cooking with Broken Glass and Wasps"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
LOL I read that as "Basquiat celebrating LJ's book 'Cooking with Broken Glass and Wasps'"
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:52 (fifteen years ago)
mouth and nose sealed; must puncture own throat to survive
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
nipples glass, pants broken, soul music.Falling floor. wrap underneath,
― making posts (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
You can't get your ski boots off. EVER.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
waking up late for work...penis tattoo on your forehead
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
man is a parasite, and the host is dying
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
the host is pat sajak
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
Selfridges will launch it's Christmas season on 2nd August
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
nobody will ever love you as much as that one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
― Three Word Username, Monday, July 19, 2010 7:55 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
people always say they wanna die with their boots on...
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:07 (fifteen years ago)
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 July 2010 07:55 (10 minutes ago)
shudder
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
sitting in aeroplane, you see a crack develop on wing
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
sitting in toilet, you see a crack develop on wang
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
Time traveller stops your parents from ever meeting.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
acoleuthic has some good ones. this should be turned into a poll!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
Santa Claus does not exist.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)
whoops, should read:
Santa Claus does not exist, it's really your parents/guardian.
Santa Claus exists. you've just backed over him.
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:26 (fifteen years ago)
Can't concentrate for longer than it takes to post zing.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)