OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

MLS owner hints Ronaldinho will sign for Galaxy

http://www.toonpool.com/user/1991/files/andres_iniesta_caricature_405285.jpg

Was in some general fancy goods/clothes type shop, can't even fucking remember which one (it was v boring), saw a stand containing these anyway:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levfx1h34P1qb206z.jpg

OMG, "Diana Wash" sounds somewhat like "Diana Ross" DYGI? My first thought on looking at it was uh, that looks nothing like princess diana, IDGI. Then I got it. I don't recall Diana Ross ever having a big afro haircut, though.

srsly?
http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2009/03/0301-diana-ross-hair_li.jpg

but uh yeah that is kinda weird

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-79oWdDRrkMY/TXnGKEUt17I/AAAAAAAABv4/x0hcz2Pnl-I/03032011647.jpg

(as seen here)

I can't believe this thread only scraped 1000 posts

I saw those Diana Wash things in a... I wanna say Matalan.

As an afficiando of all things kooky, fun and afros, I wanted one until I realised that scrubbing dishes sucks.

Watching Breakfast At Tiffany's for the first time. Fucking hell. Mickey Rooney.

Didn't quite get the extent of America's issue with this until now.

with what

Yellowface.

http://www.ioffer.com/search/items/black%20americana%20bottle%20opener

Witness at Berlusconi trial in Rome claims Italy's ex-PM watched a striptease by a woman wearing a football shirt and ... a Ronaldinho mask

Product mentioned upthread, but useful to have Daily Mail's input on this:

They're not exactly politically correct, are they? Race row after Afro washing up sponges go on sale

Paladone said the range had been a phenomenal success since hitting the shelves. But its attempts to give the humble cleaning implement a funky 70s disco makeover seems to have backfired.

http://1.2.3.9/bmi/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/26/article-2135711-12C6B06B000005DC-997_634x529.jpg

I was thinking of this thread when I read the essay linked on the "Is This Racist?" thread about the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia. http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/collect/

These anti-black depictions were routinely manifested in or on material objects: ashtrays, drinking glasses, banks, games, fishing lures, detergent boxes, and other everyday items like that bottle opener, obviously, ffs!

Did Scik Mouthy ever get one of these amazing Ronaldinho bottle openers?

I think he got a golden troll doll instead.

I actually went as far as taking a photo of one of those sponges in a shop window several months back, w/ a mind to bump this thread, but either forgot or couldn't be bothered

lol @ the Mail seeking a quote for this from a spokesperson for UAF

http://i.imgur.com/OMdhl.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/ronnie438.jpg

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 12:43 PM

Good player Reizeger and this proposed transfers been suggested for a good while. I wouldnt say Michael Reizeger is ugly but you could open a bottle of Bud on those buck teeth of his!

Which Ronaldo? If you mean the bloke who could open a bottle of beer with his teeth (easily) then is Real Madrid again. Come to think of it you won't go far wrong with Real Madrid. The bench probably costs more than most clubs (not just the price of the players). When I say bench I obviously mean the substitutes that sit on the sidelines during a game. Not a piece of wood....

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motherload of crazyee----> http://www.badassmotherfuckers.org/

http://news.panasonic.net/stories/2011/0816_6210.html

http://soccerly.com/article/Oliben/an-inside-look-at-ronaldinhos-new-teeth

http://i.imgur.com/5eYhx9a.jpg

this thread is a nice reminder of how far ilx has come in just a few years btw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrieEXGIQAArTat.jpg

oh lol i didn't fucking see 2 posts ago

was coming here to post same lol

not enough ronaldinho itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83rinbq_8uI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Evi9y74A0s

just a fucking bottle opener ffs

we have two of those suarez bottle openers in the office. the owners are argentinian and mexican.

Please someone explain clearly to me, because I am clearly an idiot, exactly *how* this is racist.

― ailsa, Thursday, March 22, 2007 2:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol (not directed at you koogs)

also DJP's post needs to be in the first response hall of fame if it is not already

i love that the first three posts so clearly demarcate the lines of the oncoming clusterfuck

*incredulousness*
*unflappable enthusiasm*

looking like ronaldinho is racist now

http://deadspin.com/yasiel-puig-uses-his-mouth-to-open-two-beers-at-the-sam-1639231462

I have to assume all the british posters at the start of this thread are paying tribute to stewart lee's routine about jimmy hill by acting out the part of hill

I have to

every few months i skimread through this thread

at last, some good humour to defuse the situation! some of you highly-strung types ought to learn a lesson from this. looking at you, ethan.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 weeks pass...

let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:32 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nooooooooo

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:35 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the duration and recapitulation of the arguments here is quite something, mostly one would expect a 1000 page thread like this to be perhaps 400 posts of argument, 200 posts of partially related sniping and then a long cadenza of meta and periodic reminiscence

in this thread people are still trying to determine whether or not the ronaldinho bottle opener might, in fact, be racist after about 850 posts

I don't think I've got that far although there are always a couple of die-hards no

like the japanese guy who thinks it's still ww2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MW0U4UER2c

first response hall of fame

the thing is so grotesque and repellent, quite why anyone would want such an object even if it weren't racist

http://i.imgur.com/F1DwB95.jpg

i dont know who the fuck ronaldinho is but im pretty sure i saw that bottle opener at the end of 'bamboozled'
― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:55 AM (7 years ago)