and a stalin-stache
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
Your partner suddenly wants to explore coprophagia with you.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
You don't know about the webcam in your bedroom.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
Posting scenarios at 1am, your alarm is set at 6.
:$
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest Chef
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
hypnoses wearing off halfway through re-enacting 2 girls 1 cup
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
as the cup
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
House surrounded by maneating zombie possums
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
you're getting old and losing your hair (or going grey)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
you're getting married...IN BED
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
actually that sounds relaxing, if your friends+family are down with it as well, disregard
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
drowning in a pool of jell-o
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
uh, IN BED as in john+yoko, not while having sex
god, gotta stop drunkposting
you're drunkposting on ILX - ON TELEVISION
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
you're posting to a msg board hoping strangers like u
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
marrying lennon while sodomized by lenin, tv on the radio officiates
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
friend borrows your external. He's so sorry about what happened.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
trotsky was right (scary for leninists)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
Smell something smoky on the freeway. Hey your engine's on fire.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
tv on the radio - ON THE TV AGAIN
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
Went to work without the keys. Store won't open now.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)
Pitchfork gives you 4.4. Hipster tears taste bitter, not sweet.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
A letter from RIAA. Go to court over Smash Mouth.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
Stalk hottie on Facebook. Accidentally press "like" button on photo.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
the lower east side on friday night
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
every song outlawed except shiny happy people
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
- and the unlike button is broken!xpost
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
(or internect connection cuts off right after)
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
internet connection cuts off
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
internet connection
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
Facebook search a girl -- now her name is your status.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
you connect to the internet..IN BED
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
meet a naked family member on chatroullete
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
oh god
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
...and you only see their face 5 minutes in
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
ho lee shit
― easiest lay on the White House lawn → (will), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
week from winning the election, media discovers your ilx account
― iatee, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
you were on chatroulette for 5 minutes with the same person
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
― Cunga, Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:21 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
almost did this with my ex-gf
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
whine to ILX. Hope boss don't read the Guardian.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
Let friend use computer. Explain terms found in Google cache.
― Cunga, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
Variation: Consciousness trapped in the coffin for eternity.
good one
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
stupid thing you did gets picked up by every paper
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
your fingers always smell like doritos
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
hair starts growing from your eyeballs
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)
forced to lick 1000 peaches
― rent, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)