A sound. There's something moving about in the attic.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
You lift the toilet seat. Out leaps a sodden rat.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
^^^this, also the suncream one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
the calls were coming from inside the house
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
. . . from mel gibson
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
getting trapped caving and losing the rest of the party
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
The one you love most has a terrible smell.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
your laziness with the dentist means you're going to lose your teeth
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
your laziness with the rules of the thread disqualifies you
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
needs to go on the "invent a terrifying scenario in 12 words or less"!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
i tried editing, but gave up half-way thru
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
no matter what you post to WS this comes up
http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ugly3_lg.gif
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
dentist laziness: you're going to lose all your teeth.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
not that hard
. . . with no anesthetic.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
Under the bump on your skin is a spider's egg.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
one about cancer avoidance + doctor laziness too :(
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
overnight every inch of your body becomes covered in warts
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
White trouser shart.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
g clooney texts found on yr gf's phone
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
u discover u're secretly turned on by furries
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
poltergeist in your home (just watching it now)
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
You: a dog dreaming you are human. Getting fixed tomorrow.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
Dogs "fixing" you!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
xp might consider that deal tbh
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
yeah dog scenario is kind of awesome
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
Fully awake in a coma but unable to communicate.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
Variation: Consciousness trapped in the coffin for eternity.
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
Fully awake during general anesthetic, doc laughs at your tiny
Damn, out of words :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
Scientists discover that all sexual stimulation causes cancer.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
edward scissorhands handjob
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
xp^ the sex drive compels forth the death drive :(
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
Can't decide which one is the scariest:
There are other intelligent life forms out there.
The only life in the universe is on earth.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
not putting lottery on for prison friends, numbers come up
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
xp second one, duh
"There are other intelligent life forms out there but the gulfs are too vast to ever be crossed" is one of the most depressing scenarios imo.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
Tomorrow morning when you wake up you are Lindsay Lohan.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
tomorrow when you wake up you are next to lohan
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
and she's wearing a strap-on!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
and a stalin-stache
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
Your partner suddenly wants to explore coprophagia with you.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
You don't know about the webcam in your bedroom.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
Posting scenarios at 1am, your alarm is set at 6.
:$
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r, Professional Houseguest Chef
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
hypnoses wearing off halfway through re-enacting 2 girls 1 cup
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
as the cup
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
House surrounded by maneating zombie possums
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE
― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)