ew.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
sandpapered to death while being sprayed with vinegar.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone on ILX has you kill-filed but you don't know
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
i would be relieved if that was the case.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
That's not far from Geir's reality, right?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
drowning in spunk :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
iatee is a dweeb! (snoball LOLs knowing that iatee will never see that BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol i see what you did there ^
xpost
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
Spiders fall on your face.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
Horror story about itching makes you think about itching, itchy.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
locked in a room with captain lorax
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
centipedes! in my vagina!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
National Endowment for the Arts chairman Larry the Cable Guy
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
spiders as big as cats, on fire, jumping at you.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
Democratic president gets elected, Republicans vote against EVERYTHING he proposes.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
youre sentence: life in prison, but youre not guilty.
― Zeno, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
sunscreen lotion eats away your skin
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Pitchfork Music Festival 2010
― I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Garth Brooks records "A Chris Gaines Tribute to Barton Fink"
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
Human centipedes! In my vagina!
― emil.y, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Night. Returning home to your empty house, lights are on.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
entire pub stops talking, looks at you. door bolted.
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
"poppage"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
captured by terrorists and given orange jumpsuit :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
captured by bubbies and given orange juice :)
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
alone; you hear breathing
― plax (ico), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
A sound. There's something moving about in the attic.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
You lift the toilet seat. Out leaps a sodden rat.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
^^^this, also the suncream one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
the calls were coming from inside the house
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
. . . from mel gibson
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
getting trapped caving and losing the rest of the party
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
The one you love most has a terrible smell.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
your laziness with the dentist means you're going to lose your teeth
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
your laziness with the rules of the thread disqualifies you
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
needs to go on the "invent a terrifying scenario in 12 words or less"!
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
i tried editing, but gave up half-way thru
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
no matter what you post to WS this comes up
http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ugly3_lg.gif
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
dentist laziness: you're going to lose all your teeth.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
not that hard
. . . with no anesthetic.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
Under the bump on your skin is a spider's egg.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
one about cancer avoidance + doctor laziness too :(
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
overnight every inch of your body becomes covered in warts
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
White trouser shart.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
g clooney texts found on yr gf's phone
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
u discover u're secretly turned on by furries
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)