palin takes over the tonight show
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
While eating a chocolate bar, someone says "That's not chocolate"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
all the world's food becomes carob
― del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
soy-based alternative to sex invented & becomes norm
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
GB General Election decided by ILX poll
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
Every time you fall asleep, you die and are replaced.
― Darramouss, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
actually alive during your autopsy.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)
― Michael B, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
England wins World Cup
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
trapped in a commercial airplane, over the ocean, careening downwards.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
ew.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your dad (with lube)
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
sandpapered to death while being sprayed with vinegar.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone on ILX has you kill-filed but you don't know
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
i would be relieved if that was the case.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
That's not far from Geir's reality, right?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
drowning in spunk :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
iatee is a dweeb! (snoball LOLs knowing that iatee will never see that BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol i see what you did there ^
xpost
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
Spiders fall on your face.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
Horror story about itching makes you think about itching, itchy.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
locked in a room with captain lorax
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
centipedes! in my vagina!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
National Endowment for the Arts chairman Larry the Cable Guy
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
spiders as big as cats, on fire, jumping at you.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
Democratic president gets elected, Republicans vote against EVERYTHING he proposes.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
youre sentence: life in prison, but youre not guilty.
― Zeno, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
sunscreen lotion eats away your skin
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Pitchfork Music Festival 2010
― I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Garth Brooks records "A Chris Gaines Tribute to Barton Fink"
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
Human centipedes! In my vagina!
― emil.y, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Night. Returning home to your empty house, lights are on.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
entire pub stops talking, looks at you. door bolted.
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
"poppage"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
captured by terrorists and given orange jumpsuit :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
captured by bubbies and given orange juice :)
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
alone; you hear breathing
― plax (ico), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
A sound. There's something moving about in the attic.
― Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
you were never cool, you were always your parents
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
You lift the toilet seat. Out leaps a sodden rat.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
:O
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
^^^this, also the suncream one
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
the calls were coming from inside the house
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
. . . from mel gibson
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
getting trapped caving and losing the rest of the party
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
The one you love most has a terrible smell.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
your laziness with the dentist means you're going to lose your teeth
― Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
lmao
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:25 (two years ago)
pitchfork reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 August 2023 02:19 (two years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/HGDyBqd/Screenshot-20230906-102144.jpg
― Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:23 (two years ago)
Mambo No.5 is now a big culture war issue.
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:26 (two years ago)
mandatory work field trip to see Ricky Gervais standup
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:15 (two years ago)
jfc
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:41 (two years ago)
A.I. Generates EDM waltz music, floods all steaming platforms globally
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:19 (two years ago)
(a i is two words)
― koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:06 (two years ago)
turns out COVID causes early dementia
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:08 (two years ago)
Only humans left alive: you and Chuck Schumer
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:46 (four months ago)