Everything starts catching on fire.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
Oops that's a penis
― i maybe does drugs (rip van wanko), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^ next m. knight shyamalan film.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
Relative says "Let's have a big family Christmas!"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
next m. knight shyamalan film.
^^ most terrifying scenario so far
― goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
― kkvgz, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZ3nICd8uk
― del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
worms start wriggling out the pores of your skin
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
world's fattest man sits on you, doesn't get up
― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
stuck in an elevator for 72 hours
Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
you are marrying an otter
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
you marry an otter who turns out to be gay
― del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
still posting to ILX in 10 years
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)
still alive in 10 years
― Lamp, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
still D.R.E. in 10 years
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
The Republicans retake control of the House and Senate.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
president palin
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
fellow apartment-resident palin
― goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
palin takes over the tonight show
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
While eating a chocolate bar, someone says "That's not chocolate"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
all the world's food becomes carob
― del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
soy-based alternative to sex invented & becomes norm
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
GB General Election decided by ILX poll
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
Every time you fall asleep, you die and are replaced.
― Darramouss, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
actually alive during your autopsy.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)
― Michael B, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
England wins World Cup
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
trapped in a commercial airplane, over the ocean, careening downwards.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
ew.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your dad (with lube)
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
sandpapered to death while being sprayed with vinegar.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone on ILX has you kill-filed but you don't know
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
i would be relieved if that was the case.
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
That's not far from Geir's reality, right?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
drowning in spunk :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
― iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
iatee is a dweeb! (snoball LOLs knowing that iatee will never see that BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol i see what you did there ^
xpost
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
Spiders fall on your face.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
Horror story about itching makes you think about itching, itchy.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
locked in a room with captain lorax
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
centipedes! in my vagina!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
National Endowment for the Arts chairman Larry the Cable Guy
― litel, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
spiders as big as cats, on fire, jumping at you.
― ledge, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
Democratic president gets elected, Republicans vote against EVERYTHING he proposes.
― StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
youre sentence: life in prison, but youre not guilty.
― Zeno, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
sunscreen lotion eats away your skin
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end-of-life visits
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:55 (five years ago)
Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari),
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:09 (five years ago)
antibiotics don't seem to be working, how's your roommate feeling?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:19 (five years ago)
your taint appears on MS Teams in Executive meeting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:23 (five years ago)
instinctively knowing how to handle that situation (zoom in)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:26 (five years ago)
Giuliani sponge bath
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:39 (five years ago)
zooming in on Giuliani spongebathing, trying to prove something
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:45 (five years ago)
Giuliani handkerchief bath
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:12 (five years ago)
white pseudoliberal writes play on ethnicity
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:28 (five years ago)
Starland Vocal Band, house band in Hell
― Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 June 2022 15:33 (four years ago)
stuck in time warp between 2020-2022
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 14:53 (three years ago)
your balls are alive and hate each other
― ultimate worrier (goole), Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:32 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:41 (three years ago)
"X goes live in ten.." said Elon.
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:48 (three years ago)
Tim Rogers Custer's Revenge review video is fourteen hours long.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2022 15:13 (three years ago)
Open driver's side door, bear in passenger seat
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:47 (three years ago)
TV is now only reaction videos
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 14:56 (three years ago)
you release surprise album, nobody cares
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 June 2023 03:21 (two years ago)
Heat dome forms from stagnant high-pressure system trapping hot air.
― calzino, Friday, 30 June 2023 08:28 (two years ago)
“As part of the role you are responsible for managing our social media accounts”
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 30 June 2023 08:46 (two years ago)
lmao
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:25 (two years ago)
pitchfork reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews reviews
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 August 2023 02:19 (two years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/HGDyBqd/Screenshot-20230906-102144.jpg
― Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:23 (two years ago)
Mambo No.5 is now a big culture war issue.
― van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:26 (two years ago)
mandatory work field trip to see Ricky Gervais standup
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:15 (two years ago)
jfc
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:41 (two years ago)
A.I. Generates EDM waltz music, floods all steaming platforms globally
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:19 (two years ago)
(a i is two words)
― koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:06 (two years ago)
turns out COVID causes early dementia
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:08 (two years ago)
Only humans left alive: you and Chuck Schumer
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:46 (four months ago)