Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

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btw I made Johnny, Lisa and Denny in the Sims 2. Denny is currently a teen but about to transition to an adult any day now, and naturally he and Lisa will begin an illicit affair. Lisa is the neighborhood skank.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:40 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

lol <3

latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

We want screengrabs

is breads of india still tite (admrl), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

^ It sounds to me like you are the EXPERT, del!

(insert Tommy's inimitable dried-out laugh here)

dell (del), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

so i downloaded & watched this recently. The scene at the beginning with Denny in the bedroom made me think the movie would have some interesting ideas -- johnny plays it cool with him being there; perhaps it's a social circle where nothing is private -- but no, the movie is just stupid.

Yr doin' it wrong. Watching it alone on a computer/TV at home looking for a watchable film is so utterly not the point of this movie.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

Also, omg @ Room Sims, Mandee! You rule for that.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

PSST:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c7ahqiCvF0&feature=player_embedded

latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

Christopher Nolan + Tommy Wiseau, the two great auteurs of our time.

Mordy, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCTFLNNsk4

is breads of india still tite (admrl), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

That vampire movie can't be as good as the Room, can it? You gotta figure Tommy's at least a little self-aware now.

Almighty & k.d. lang (lpz), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/07/500x_custom_1280329794990_picture_308.jpg

Oh hai, vampires!

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

That vampire movie can't be as good as the Room, can it?

Has to be better than the Twilight movies already.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

UH

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-tips-for-making-a-sex-tape-by-tommy-wiseau_1p.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 July 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

You have to go to places that I call "you never been before."

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 29 July 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

Update for: "Omg, you're watching that piece of trash again?"

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 07:44 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

The Room: The Game

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 4 September 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe i played through all of that

Nhex, Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

YES I WAS JUST COMING HERE TO POST THIS

CHIPTUNE THEME SONG AND ALL

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Sunday, 5 September 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

Game was great. Not as great as the perfect film, of course, but a great homage.

Mordy, Sunday, 5 September 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Going to see this tonight in Brighton.

emil.y, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

My co-worker spoke to Tommy Wiseau on the phone yesterday! I had no idea but apparently he distributes the DVD himself. So if a store wants to sell it, or rent it, they buy it from his production company (which I presume is him and dvd burner). Fascinating.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

Scotchka!

emil.y, Saturday, 9 October 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

he said one of his favorite directors was "Orsol Wolles"

This is still hilarious.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Saturday, 9 October 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMH8vNhz9QI

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

Bluuuud.

What the fuck. OK - is he cashing in on his own lol value by making a bad pastiche of his own terribleness? Or is this whole thing some elaborate tim and eric skit?

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Oh wait this is actually a parody piece. Carry on then.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol, that's actually pretty catchy. Nice hook.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

boy that brought a smile to my face

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

i love all of Lisa's wordless WTF looks in that video

christ a Journey medley (reddening), Thursday, 21 October 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

yes plz with director's commentary AND actor commentary

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

I've downloaded this. Is it worth sitting through the whole thing?

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

yes

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

My feeling is that if you don't like the first half you won't like the second half either. It isn't for everybody.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

But it is crucial that you watch it with other people, and go in expecting something terrible but sublime.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

or you could watch it with the Rifftrax. it's like a little set of training wheels for those who can't stomach the full-on Room experience.

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Friday, 3 December 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

I've watched all the famous clips of course so feel I have built up a bit of a tolerance.

A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 3 December 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

Who wants a The Room themed Christmas card?

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

Me!

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

Send me your address!

You can email me at spittake at gmail.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/309o4jl.jpg

I love it!!! Thank you, tokyo rosemary!

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, I mailed it yesterday!

Glad you like it!

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 16 December 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

jumpskins, Thursday, 16 December 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

oh hi jumpskins

Mordy, Thursday, 16 December 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

Oh hai Christmas!

THX THO... (Nicole), Thursday, 16 December 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

I have the pleasure of driving through Hollywood every day and still seeing the billboard for the film up and Tommy glaring at me as if to say, "I telled you I could make movie."

This still cracks me up.

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Thursday, 16 December 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

Mordy, you should get these:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/59274376/the-room-crowd-participation-and

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

i ordered the dvd of this off the official website to give to my sister for christmas, and tommy wiseau signed it "to (my sister), may all your dreams come true, love tommy w." i don't normally get starstruck, but i'm fangirling the fuck out right now.

on the other hand, tommy wiseau now knows where i live, so.

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Thursday, 16 December 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

i'm watching this right now with people who have never seen it before. i love their startled reactions to how bizarre and strange it is.

Mordy, Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)


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