Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

yes its just funny iirc xpost

some ilxors take everything as personal aggression

ppl are defensive--lindsay lohan for example

not any more - she has a new lawyer, and is going on the offensive

i still find her (dons shades) very appealing

who is don and why has she got his shades?

looks like orange lawyer quit that shit (or the other way around).

might be Robert Shapiro now. OJ's guy.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/13/lesbian-prison-gangs-waiting-hands-lindsay-lohan-report-says/

hoo boy

I heard that they also do this thing where they put your head down the toilet and pull the chain! Oh wait that was middle school...

Jail sucks! P.S. please turn into a productive, non-criminal member of society while you're trying not to get shivved, please.

http://www.emezeta.com/weblog/lindsay-lohan.jpg

Six years is a long time...

Wait, is Lindsay's only familiar jail imagery from the "Telephone" video?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/15/alg_lohan_sister.jpg

what the fuck is the movie that she's in ????? "MACHETE"? why did no one tell me about this?

The Sister = the real world version of Blood Sister: One Tough Nun from Infinite Jest? If so: YES.

steven seagal's in it hahahahahaha

people have been talking about Machete on ILX for three years

whatever. somebody should have called me up and been like, "lindsay lohan's in a new movie and she's going to be playing a nun"

But we don't have your number ;_;

ugh fiiine ur off the hook

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ywimpled well

The girl who kisses Lady Gaga in the Telephone video is friends with my friend.

http://out.com/detail.asp?id=26601

She seems like a cool and thoughtful person!

omg that picture!

she is in jail now

there goes the neighborhood!

is she out yet?

severe dark circles under her eyes. i guess i wd look that way if i were minutes away from going to jail.

does she still have to wear that bracelet? lol. Bet she gets all the drugs she wants in there "no no, i'll serve the full sentence!"

no she just got it taken off

hot, ready, and incarcerated!

she looks awesome in that nun pic

also i dont know if ive talked about this here before but have yall seen that hallmark movie where jojo basically portrays lohan

lolz
http://www.eonline.com/videos/v56136_the-soup-blog-larry-king-live.html

haha ok joe mchale has to be paying that guy

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michael lohan wrote a song for lindsay

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/28/michael-lohan-song-lindsay-lohan/

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/072810_lilo_song.mp3

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Lindsay Teams Up with ShamWow Guy ... for Movie
28 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan shot a secret movie -- just weeks before she went to jail -- and the man behind the project is none other than Vince Shlomi ... the ShamWow guy.

Sources close to the production tell us Vince met Lindsay while the two were in Cannes back in May ... in between Lindsay's doomed court appearances with Judge Revel.

We're told Vince offered Lindsay a role in his movie "Underground Comedy Movie 2010" -- in which she plays a gun-toting Marilyn Monroe spoof who shoots at the paparazzi.

Lindsay accepted the role -- even though it entailed filming on June 17 ... while LiLo was still wearing her SCRAM bracelet around her ankle.

We're told Lindsay was cool with the SCRAM being in the shot ... and even ad-libbed a line referencing the device.

So far, no word on when the flick is set to be released.

If true, this might be the point for me where Lindsay has become completely irredeemable.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsayandshamwowguy.jpg

LMFAO @ "Underground Comedy Movie 2010"

i like her face trying to learn the moves from him

Someone photoshop that 2nd pic into a jail cell for lols.

Nice hooker shoes, Lilo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70lwALlvTx8&feature=player_embedded

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder during her court ordered 90 days in rehab.

According to a source familiar with Lindsay's case, methamphetamine and opiates are her "drugs of choice".

Methamphetamine -- also known as crystal meth or simply meth -- is a highly addictive stimulant and opiates, generally, have more of a downer effect.

Morningside Recovery -- the Orange County, CA rehab Lilo is scheduled to enter -- lists opiate and methamphetamine detoxification among its specialties. As TMZ first reported, sources say Morningside was not on the list of facilities recommended by court appointed psychiatrists.

We're told Lindsay will begin her rehab stint almost immediately after getting out of Lynwood Correctional Facility.

UPDATE: Lindsay's attorney Shawn Chapman Holley says, "i have never seen any psych report concerning Ms. Lohan which references a 'bi-polar' diagnosis or an addiction to 'methamphetamine.' I think this is a total fabrication."

One important note ... it has been widely reported that Lindsay takes the prescription drug Adderall, which is an amphetamine. Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.

We're told it would not be common for a rehab facility to consider Adderall and methamphetamine the same drug.

Surm weren't you supposed to be breaking her out of jail?

meta-amphetamine

Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.

Experts in the field of anatomy tell TMZ there is a difference between their arse and their elbow.