Great Real Names

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My current display name is from a criminal case I just read which also involved one Constable Ginochio (I mean he actually was a constable -- it wasn't his first name -- but still funny)

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

Sanford Dickert sounds like a popcorn thriller novel character.

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

Maria, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

Okay okay, I know a man named

TUBALCA1N SEARS!

His surname bcz his granddad lived near a Sears. !!!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

My workmate's Cambodian, his name's Sopheap. Thats pretty cool.

Trayce, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, there was speculation that the parties in a case I just read might have been Cambodian --

Sanexay Sophophone and Somphone Sysoumphone

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome Bender. omg

yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

investigates “homOeRotic” genes

yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Uncle Shavedlongcock

and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Hoseen Ali
Jesus Jimenez

I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?

nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that one was because of HOOS. the other I just liked the alliteration and the way it sounded in my head.

The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

A YouTube video of the fight showed Brotemarkle slamming two girls on the ground and handcuffing them. One of the girls, Hickman sophomore Diamond Thrower, had not been involved in the fight but had been trying to break it up when Brotemarkle grabbed her.

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

i mean not only is that the best human name of all-time it would be the best super hero name of all-time

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

valentino achak deng
dick pound
god shammgod

the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

World B. Free

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 13 November 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

― Maria, 11. marraskuuta 2008 3:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's your last name then?

Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

And I thought Sim Sisamouth had an unusually rad name when it turns out he's just from the land of great names. (Is there a reason Cambodian names often seem to be alliterative?)

Marshall Breeding invites you to read about library automation technologiezzz. Dude came to speak here recently but I missed it, being too busy banging my head against the brick wall of elderly library technology to learn about the future. Great name, though!

..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t

willem, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

Jock Stirrup
I used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.

WoW... An Online RPG Funeral Gets Ambushed (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 13 November 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.

Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!

Maria, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047

jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 January 2009 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

Ethelyn Wangjabs

Craicwhore (craicwhore), Saturday, 31 January 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Randy Hassler

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler

Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg

Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.

pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

A few people' names I've come across at work recently

Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname first
Verma Leather
Michael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)

rockford, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.

Bill Magill, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

Philbert Blank

just being playful and friendly (some dude), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net

When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat

clotpoll, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

Freek Bots

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:

"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."

as in, I shriek I made a pootie.

gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

tv weathermen:
topper shutt (DC local news)
storm field
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

Avelina Tierrablanca

weingar management (some dude), Thursday, 30 July 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

Wasyl Melnychuk

Infamous Mobb + Havoc = Dunny People (some dude), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

came across this today at work:
R. Dick0ver

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

You guys, I just found out my wife went to high school with a guy named Young Rachel.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.

My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

I met a guy yesterday called

ROCKY RISING

His name sounds like a suburb.

salsa shark, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:

Skeet Yellowhair

President Deez (some dude), Monday, 26 October 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Sing (ex-dancer)

Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Monday, 26 October 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Monday, 26 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Sheikh Mahboob.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

Skeet Yellowhair

― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit @ this

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

Doualy Xaykaothao

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

Sophocles Papas.

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)


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