Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/jeff-greene-and-lindsay-l_n_639557.html

The hell?

loll

what's funny is at the court hearing, when she was called upon to say what she needed to say, she started off by saying "i thought i was being incompliant ..."

she was trying to say "in compliance" but fucked it up

her greatest role is LiLo as Patty Duke as Neely O'Hara
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Duke

it's like 5 layers of meta
what could go wrong?

Jeff Greene appears to be the shit.

peaches? they call it peaches?

She's angling for a IM interview deal for post-jail interviews and thinks t her jail-time may help her clothing line sales according to Gawker.

Either I am getting old (everyone:"yes!") or that shit she's trying to sell as fashionable clothing is beyond fugly.

I'm still jealous she had Calum Best. I am kidding. Really.

I was okay with that first dress until I noticed the sleeves

easier to shoot up drugs i assume

but dude COME ON, that's the ugliest print I have EVER SEEN.

eh I really like that color palette

I think it's pretty, in a high-end slutty way. The slit-open sleeves would actually be terrible for drug use because they do nothing to conceal track marks.

the right pic is basically "lol yr outfit got savaged by a lion"

kind of middle of the road clothes tbh, tho i do sort of the like the outfit on the right and the dress

Her tweeting last night reminded me so much of the fake Dina Lohan twitter account.

The dress looks like someone threw a Navaho print onto silk or something. Very odd.

"pretty, in a high-end slutty way"

is there anything better?

maybe "pretty, in a sullen art school girl way"

pretty, in an accessible, flirts with you at the bar way

Pretty vacant

"pretty, in a high-end slutty way"

is there anything better?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:40 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe "pretty, in a sullen art school girl way"

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:42 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

truth bombs

i don't know what it means that the new lawyer she hired has a grammatical error on his website, in the 1st sentence

lol look at this guy: http://www.stuartvgoldberg.com/site.html

Dig the colour coded ties for each video...

he's orange

no but i mean, really
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/10/0710-lindsay-lohan-lawyer-infphoto-1341850-exs-credit.jpg

Interesting use of English throughout.

Main Areas of Concentration

Narcotics Defense

Search and Seizure

Having said that - check out his Legal Victories - he seems to be a go to guy.

omg the writing on that website! And he's written a book!
"The screenplay adaptation is already finished, and many leading Hollywood actors and actresses have been thrown around as to who will be involved in the film".

Christ..

Maybe Mel Gibson wants to join in. I mean, shit, if they are throwing people around...

TMZ breathless hardon reporting still continues, I see - the judge is their hero. :-/

― StanM, Thursday, July 8, 2010 1:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seriously is this guy for real or just trolling me

the thing is though, that it's not even true with regard to TMZ! they are extremely fair and unbiased, unlike most of the other drivel i read on the internet

their latest update:

Lindsay Lohan has a new lawyer on her side and from the sound of things ... he plans on kicking butt and taking names.

We caught up with Stuart V. Goldberg in Los Angeles this afternoon where he told us he's "here to help" Lindsay. As for strategy, he told us, "Instead of making her reactive, like a pin cushion, [we're going] to be proactive. We're gonna go after them."

Goldberg also made it clear he doesn't like the idea of jail time for Lindsay.

It's so on.

simply disgusting, all that bias and rhetoric

I don't understand what's going on and how you seem to think it's personal or something, but ok, /me leaves thread confused

Its ok Stan, he got a bee up his dick about me on the futurama thread the other day too, so whatevs.

um stan it's because you're constantly "surprised" about tmz's dickishness, while apparently apple-r'ing the damn thing every two minutes

Trayce i lol'd at you on the futurama thread about the same thing a few other people lol'd at you about, how can you take that as some kind of personal aggression!

it was really some other dude

yes its just funny iirc xpost

some ilxors take everything as personal aggression

ppl are defensive--lindsay lohan for example

not any more - she has a new lawyer, and is going on the offensive

i still find her (dons shades) very appealing

who is don and why has she got his shades?

looks like orange lawyer quit that shit (or the other way around).

might be Robert Shapiro now. OJ's guy.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/13/lesbian-prison-gangs-waiting-hands-lindsay-lohan-report-says/

hoo boy

I heard that they also do this thing where they put your head down the toilet and pull the chain! Oh wait that was middle school...

Jail sucks! P.S. please turn into a productive, non-criminal member of society while you're trying not to get shivved, please.