the song Maneater was actually about Bearsharktopus
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)
theme:
hairshart tonight, wrapped around the corpus of death tonighthairshart burning becuz this is the nexus of love tonight (tonite tonite tonite.....)alright!!! tonight!!! tentacles of love and hair within the light tonightoctopus sanction of vengeance coming down alightfire within the gill-flesh armor of shark tonightalright......alright......ALRIGHT!
pot of hunny, btw
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
in the spirit of:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/blort.jpg?t=1278591051
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'
― postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
man, was SO drunk
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
is hard to "draw" undr normal circumstances with little touch pad guy, but...
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
I assume being incredibly drunk and hairsharts always go together
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
lolololol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
i am seeing a trend on this thread.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/jeopardy.bmp
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
who would win in jeopardy?
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
as above imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
depends on if you define winner as "the one who answers the most questions" or as "the one who eats everyone on stage and runs off with the money"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
if we're talking running then it's def not the hiarsharktopus!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
need a (drawing) tablet bad
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
but darragh u just made my day :D
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
i love this thread ... and i'm sober now.
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
its easy to fix that problem u know
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
the fact i'm sober or the earlier problem of bearotaur being bearotaurdo montalban?
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
sobriety is a totally curable diease thanks to medical and retail science
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur's retardedness is incurable tho
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
need to photoshop andrei arshavin into a pic with both, and whichever eats the most of him by weight wins imo.
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bearsharktopuswkanye.jpg
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)
man another reason to distrust kanye
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
which is more retarded: kanye west or bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
oh thats easy that would be bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
i have reached that point where bearotaur however fills me with sadness and pity, whereas kanye is like a buzzing fly. poor poor shameful bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
i dunno john, i think kanye west might just be stupider than bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
waiting for Kanye to tweet WEL AT LEAST I'M NOT AS RETATRDED AS BEAROTAUR LOL
― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
Kanyetaur.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
for reference:http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9860/centaur.gif
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Nothing's as retarded as whatever bearotaur kicks in the head.
― Madchen, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure bearotaur would need completely different legs to achieve that
maybe when they unvelcro the mace they can slap a couple on his paws
― Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://i29.tinypic.com/307n8ef.jpg
Bondage Goat Zombie vs. Bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
the picture is kinda blurry - what Bondage Goat Zombie holds in its hoof is Bearotaur's Little Brain
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
did a goat zombie take that picture?
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
while drunk?!
and with auto focus off?
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
you saw the picture before you uploaded it and you thought it'd be fine, i'm happy with this out of focus picture to go up on the net for many people to see and went ahead and posted it?
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
lol that image is to the Bearotaur detractors what the Hitler billboard is to the tea partiers!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
bearsharktopus sux
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
Clearly bearsharktopus is the ultimate winner here, since bearotaur has run away.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)
fair point, but our cavedrawing tributes remain in tribute as secondary evidence
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:49 (thirteen years ago)
It's a movie now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)
Bump for contritionbearotaur sketchings, go
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:21 (five years ago)
― sarahel, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:18 PM (ten years ago)
i kinda feel like we are living in that future rn
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:28 (five years ago)
BEARSHARK
A cursory web search finds no bands named something identical or similar to Bearotaur. Advantage: Bearsharktopus.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 17:07 (five years ago)