MAYBE HE JUST RETIRED AFTER REACHING THE TOP?!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
top of jerk mountain maybe
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he got stuck in a pot of honey and had to be rescued by other woodland creatures
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
thats ridiculous, no one would help stupid bearotaur
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
not even eeyoreotaur?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
eeyoreotaur wouldn't help its own mother out of a ditch, why on earth would it waste time on bearotaur
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
rootaurd
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
i hate you people
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
not as much as bearotaur hates the blind idiot god that created him
― DANZIG CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
um - just because his pic is gone does not mean you can pretend he was nothing short of majestic.if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
okay I hate you forever for even hinting at the concept of the "hairshart"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
hmmmm. not an unlikely outcome when you think about it.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
john, you are insulting Blind Idiot God for suggesting they're responsible for that stupid winnie the bear-horse thing
― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
if a "blind idiot god" were to create anything it would be that monstrosity of a hairshartopus. a creature incapable of moving forward or even swimming due to it's frankenstein-like stitching.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall,
Co-sign, OTM & recommend 4 medal.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
i see no stitching on BEARSHARKTOPUS!!!! which we have seen can rip John Oates' head clean off
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
the song Maneater was actually about Bearsharktopus
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)
theme:
hairshart tonight, wrapped around the corpus of death tonighthairshart burning becuz this is the nexus of love tonight (tonite tonite tonite.....)alright!!! tonight!!! tentacles of love and hair within the light tonightoctopus sanction of vengeance coming down alightfire within the gill-flesh armor of shark tonightalright......alright......ALRIGHT!
pot of hunny, btw
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
in the spirit of:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/blort.jpg?t=1278591051
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'
― postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
man, was SO drunk
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
is hard to "draw" undr normal circumstances with little touch pad guy, but...
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
I assume being incredibly drunk and hairsharts always go together
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
lolololol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
i am seeing a trend on this thread.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/jeopardy.bmp
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
who would win in jeopardy?
― peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)
as above imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
depends on if you define winner as "the one who answers the most questions" or as "the one who eats everyone on stage and runs off with the money"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
if we're talking running then it's def not the hiarsharktopus!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
need a (drawing) tablet bad
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
but darragh u just made my day :D
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
i love this thread ... and i'm sober now.
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
its easy to fix that problem u know
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
the fact i'm sober or the earlier problem of bearotaur being bearotaurdo montalban?
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
sobriety is a totally curable diease thanks to medical and retail science
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur's retardedness is incurable tho
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
need to photoshop andrei arshavin into a pic with both, and whichever eats the most of him by weight wins imo.
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bearsharktopuswkanye.jpg
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)
man another reason to distrust kanye
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
which is more retarded: kanye west or bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
oh thats easy that would be bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
i have reached that point where bearotaur however fills me with sadness and pity, whereas kanye is like a buzzing fly. poor poor shameful bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
i dunno john, i think kanye west might just be stupider than bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
waiting for Kanye to tweet WEL AT LEAST I'M NOT AS RETATRDED AS BEAROTAUR LOL
― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
Kanyetaur.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
for reference:http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9860/centaur.gif
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Nothing's as retarded as whatever bearotaur kicks in the head.
― Madchen, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)