They should send Ross Kemp in to interview him, no possible negative outcome imo.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
She's 22 years old with a 9 year old kid?
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
Send for Danny Dyer. Come to think of it, maybe Danny Dyer gave this guy some relationship advice.
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
I doubt the 9 yr old is hers, but not impossible
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
She's 22 years old with a 9 year old kid?― James Mitchell, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:50 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark
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i think the kid must be from another lady. he only met the 22-y-o when she was 16, i.e. six years ago.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
might have been 5 years ago, if she's had a recent birthday
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)
we may never know
It's the North; it's possible.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)
Of course, in the West Country it'd be his 16yo cousin
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
In the West Country they wouldn't know how old she was or quite how they were related.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
"Ah done seen her round for quite a time."
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
Raoul Moat.
Funny name.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
Don't be ridiculous. He'd never have been able to get hold of a gun in the West Country.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
Hahahahahahaha
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
Funny true or funny the west country is full of weaponry?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
You've seen Farmer Palmer?
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
Is that from the makers of Postman Pat?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
Fucking full of guns, kid.
― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
Farmers, inbreds, German IT works; all loaded with rifles.
I believe they have a few farmers in Ireland
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
Now I know
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
Our farmers don't have guns, they have accountants.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)
They still haven't found this guy... and he's a right big bugger too
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
crazy name, crazy guy???!!!???!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
If you've seen pics of this dude, Tracer, I doubt you'd have any notions of him having being bullied over having a soft name as a child or anything.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
it's not a soft name
it's just that he doesn't look like a raoul is all
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
fuck now i'm on the internet calling his name soft
RIP darraghmac
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
I don't think he's going to make it to Ireland.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
Ryanair staff not going to turn down 20 quid of a fare under any circumstances- they're more afraid of o'leary
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
Am I a Very Bad Person for laughing at all y'all's posts today?
― Vuvuzilla (suzy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
xp Dermot O'Leary?
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
No, David O'Leary. Never went easy with the halftime hairdryer.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
A terrible man
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
oh, football...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
Taking no chances.http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A579319000005DC-137_634x376.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A579319000005DC-137_634x376.jpg
Broken Britain - now even fisherman need armed guards.http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A572F90000005DC-435_634x383.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (sixteen years ago)
in my day we just clubbed the fish over the head to kill them.
― postcards from the (ledge), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:41 (sixteen years ago)
jesus christ. does that guy really have his gun pointed at those women? that's what it looks like.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:53 (sixteen years ago)
he really does, action leg stance and everything. wt? unless they've gone through a checkpoint without stopping that's ridiculous
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:54 (sixteen years ago)
think he is actually aiming at the boot that his pal has just opened hoping raoul moat is inside hiding
― conrad, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:08 (sixteen years ago)
think he's using his scope to check out the cougars in the front
― postcards from the (ledge), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:11 (sixteen years ago)
Give the guy a break, he won't get much chance to do all this Action Man stuff, stuck up in Northumberland
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:15 (sixteen years ago)
Oh dear. Proof that spoof news sites are getting increasingly unfunny, if nothing else.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:21 (sixteen years ago)
how embarassing
― conrad, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:26 (sixteen years ago)
He's been in a tent!
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:28 (sixteen years ago)
"The tent was recovered in a very secluded, rural area which is difficult to describe."
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:30 (sixteen years ago)
"The shattering namelessness of the unknown, the horrible, faceless void of rural Northumberland"
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)
^ Northumberland Tourist Board really has to up its game there
― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
LOL
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:36 (sixteen years ago)